Mpendulo Dlamini

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4 Jan 2032
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Marked for Mpendulo Dlamini

280 Edition

The Picerno Post

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Picerno can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Giuseppe Coppola is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.70 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Both of them Giuseppe Coppola's — 9.07

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.07, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

Paulinho: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Picerno have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mpendulo Dlamini puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Picerno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Nikolas Koutsakos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Picerno this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $1.1M into Picerno

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Match

Giuseppe Coppola sends Picerno past Siracusa

It finished 2‑1, and it was Giuseppe Coppola’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Picerno.

Squad

Somila Ntsundwana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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278 Edition

The Picerno Post

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Potenza punish Picerno for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Giuseppe Coppola will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Picerno escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

Both of them Giuseppe Coppola's — 9.26

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.26, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Giuseppe Coppola

17 goals and a season average of 7.62 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Paulinho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Picerno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Alberto Pala was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Picerno

Pawan Parmigiani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Picerno training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikolas Koutsakos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mpendulo Dlamini wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Picerno can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Match

Giuseppe Coppola rescues a point for Picerno

It needed Giuseppe Coppola to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Potenza, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

270 Edition

The Picerno Post

29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

19 days out for Gregorio Tedesco after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Picerno will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

The small margins put Picerno out

Out, 2‑3 to Crotone, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Alberto Pala hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Picerno can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Player ratings

Giuseppe Coppola scored one and made one — 7.86

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.86, and 2 involvements.

Squad

Tempers go at Picerno

Laerte Tognetti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

The game went through Pierpaolo Catalano — 7.33

Marked 7.33 on 13 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Nikolas Koutsakos falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Pawan Parmigiani’s goal not enough for Picerno

Pawan Parmigiani scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Monopoli, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

261 Edition

The Picerno Post

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Picerno board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Laerte Tognetti puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Picerno, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Aymen Assab is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

A falling-out at Picerno

Samuel Pugliese and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Nikolas Koutsakos

At 27 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Stefano Sabelli falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Picerno rebuffed over Cesare Cecconi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Atalanta have kept their man, and Picerno go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Picerno buy the years ahead of Robert Hubocan

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

The dugout

Pawan Parmigiani knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Picerno, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

203 Edition

The SuperSport United Sentinel

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luther Billiat has said yes to Orlando Pirates

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. SuperSport United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Phila Dlamini

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. SuperSport United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Siyabonga Khumalo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” SuperSport United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ronwen Modiba

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ronwen Modiba will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around SuperSport United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

SuperSport United to lose Mpendulo Dlamini for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Mpendulo Dlamini has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Transfer targets

SuperSport United make their move for Segun Owoade

$330.0K on the table at Bidvest Wits. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at SuperSport United

Mohau Nkota was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

SuperSport United make their move for Sibongiseni Mthethwa

$36.0K on the table at Kaizer Chiefs. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Ahmed Family arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Ahmed Family has, at SuperSport United, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

In brief

202 Edition

The SuperSport United Sentinel

10 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Phila Dlamini out for 45 days

45 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. SuperSport United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Abdoulie Njie agrees terms with Bidvest Wits

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around SuperSport United people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Orlando Pirates watching Luther Billiat

The interest is real enough to have reached print. SuperSport United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Mpendulo Dlamini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what SuperSport United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Youssef Abdelhafiz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around SuperSport United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Thabelo Tshikweta due for a SuperSport United medical

Everything agreed with Orlando Pirates, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Pedro Lima will not be coming to SuperSport United

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Wolverhampton is saying, and nobody at SuperSport United is enjoying the guessing.

Boardroom

Youssef Abdelhafiz signs for Bidvest Wits while still at SuperSport United

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Youssef Abdelhafiz has agreed terms with Bidvest Wits for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at SuperSport United

Mohau Nkota and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief