Rodri

Central Defender - Mallorca
12 Nov 2037
Thursday
Process

Marked for Rodri

576 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Etienne Eto'o asks to leave Mallorca

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mallorca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Till Winkelmann is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
553 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

4 goals for Sergio Rodelas

The match ball belongs to Sergio Rodelas, whose 4 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Pablo Torre, 33, rolls back the years — 9.31

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.31 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Sergio Rodelas

16 goals and a season average of 7.63 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Lucas Bergström has been here 11 seasons

370 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Rodri says Mallorca went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Mallorca are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Sergio Rodelas the difference as Mallorca beat Almería

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Sergio Rodelas. 6‑4 against Almería, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Sergio Rodelas in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

10 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Mallorca and Almería in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

539 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Lucas Bergström

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Pablo Torre yet — 9.57

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.57 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Manu Morlanes

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 27 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Anton Stach shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Rodri says Mallorca went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mallorca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gabriël Misehouy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gabriël Misehouy

Marked 9.83 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Mallorca make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

In brief

514 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

2 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mallorca turn down Villarreal for Pablo Torre

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Pablo Torre in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mallorca this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mallorca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rodri is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

512 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

19 May 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Rodri keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mallorca may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Manu Morlanes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Antonio Sánchez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

499 Edition

The Mallorca Courier

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Mallorca through in the cup

A 3‑1 win over Barcelona, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Both of them Sergio Rodelas's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Sergio Rodelas is carrying Mallorca

16 goals and a season average of 7.72. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Raúl Asencio, 33, rolls back the years — 8.56

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.56 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Rodri: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mallorca have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Mallorca

Pablo Torre was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Michy Batshuayi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Mallorca they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Mallorca make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Mallorca have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words at Mallorca training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Bergström is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief