Alexandre Coeff

Central Defender - US Creteil
19 Feb 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Alexandre Coeff

22 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alexandre Vardin out for 90 days

90 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. US Creteil lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Anger at US Creteil spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

8 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Ahmad Ngouyamsa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Yann Lienard is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

US Creteil are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Boardroom

164% of the income goes out in wages at US Creteil

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Stade Lavallois

0‑2 to Stade Lavallois, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Romain Montiel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Romain Montiel, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
16 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Yan Marillat stands alone

14 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

The knee: Alexandre Vardin out for 138 days

138 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. US Creteil lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

US Creteil taken apart

1‑4 to Tours, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Ahmad Ngouyamsa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

US Creteil are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandre Coeff

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandre Coeff, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

US Creteil face Clermont Foot in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at US Creteil

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑4 defeat, delivered by François Bertrand to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

13 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to US Creteil's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at US Creteil has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

US Creteil are in real trouble now

Position 13, 3 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

6 saves: Yan Marillat was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Ahmad Ngouyamsa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for US Creteil against Dijon

1‑2 to Dijon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Romain Montiel — 6.47

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 9 actions, 6.47, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

The dugout

Alexandre Vardin gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

8 new faces, and US Creteil are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by François Bertrand to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

7 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Sofiane Bachiri out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. US Creteil lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Nowhere to hide for US Creteil

0‑7 against Chamois Niortais, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for US Creteil

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Yan Marillat keeps US Creteil in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

7 goals as US Creteil and Chamois Niortais go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between US Creteil and Chamois Niortais, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandre Coeff

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandre Coeff, and the manager let it.

Market

Michel Leroux steps up from the US Creteil academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Michel Leroux has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

Words at US Creteil training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ryan Bakayoko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Doors closed at US Creteil

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

5 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Sofiane Bachiri out for 33 days

33 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. US Creteil lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

4 matches without a win for US Creteil

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around US Creteil are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Alexandre Coeff and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Malik Pimpong

US Creteil asked and Eintracht Frankfurt said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

US Creteil caught on 95 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Valenciennes scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Squad

8 new faces, and US Creteil are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Player ratings

Arsène Elogo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adrien Louveau

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adrien Louveau, and the manager let it.

Match

Honours even between US Creteil and Valenciennes

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

4 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sofiane Bachiri

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. US Creteil lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Brandon Agounon beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Alexandre Coeff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at US Creteil this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

3 matches without a goal for US Creteil

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Arsène Elogo reaches 200 appearances

200 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Player ratings

Ahmad Ngouyamsa takes the honours

Marked 7.32 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, US Creteil had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Billal Mehadji gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

François Bertrand: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Aboubacar Magnora dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

3 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yan Marillat

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

US Creteil taken apart

0‑5 to Tours, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Tempers go at US Creteil

Alexandre Coeff was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

US Creteil rebuffed over Baylee Dipepa

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Southampton have kept their man, and US Creteil go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Zakaria Belkouche

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Zakaria Belkouche, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the US Creteil dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Tommy Iva runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Talks stall between US Creteil and Alexandre Coeff

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

François Bertrand: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑5, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

2 Edition

The US Creteil Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for US Creteil

0‑4 against AS Nancy, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Transfer targets

Yann Lienard due for a US Creteil medical

Everything agreed with Monaco, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at US Creteil

Alexandre Coeff and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Paul Roux steps up from the US Creteil academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Paul Roux has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Joseph Dubois steps up from the US Creteil academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Joseph Dubois has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

US Creteil promote Théodore Leclerc from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Théodore Leclerc has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Dominique Clément steps up from the US Creteil academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Dominique Clément has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Christopher Baptista

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

No place for Alexandre Coeff in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation US Creteil are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

In brief