Alexandre Coeff

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22 Nov 2027
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Marked for Alexandre Coeff

68 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Baptiste Nouchet says Valenciennes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Valenciennes

Samuel Loric and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Valenciennes

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Clément Rodrigues was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mabrouk Rouaï

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mabrouk Rouaï, and the manager let it.

Squad

Derrick Abu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Derrick Abu commits to Valenciennes for another 4 years.

The dugout

Alexandre Coeff back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Valenciennes has worked with Alexandre Coeff before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Nahim El Bouhmidi's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Market

The Jean Louchet talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valenciennes know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

“I want to play”: Riccardo Spaggiari speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

Back issues
67 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valenciennes make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Valenciennes have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valenciennes

Samuel Loric and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Clément Rodrigues falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mabrouk Rouaï sends Valenciennes past US Concarneau

It finished 2‑0, and it was Mabrouk Rouaï’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valenciennes.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mabrouk Rouaï

Marked 8.09 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Daou Diomandé in the eights

A performance of 8.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Daou Diomandé

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Charles Abi makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Joseph Rey kept it short after the 2‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

55 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Bari tell Valenciennes: Karlo Butić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Valenciennes

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Hicham Khaloua was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

No place for Hicham Khaloua in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Hicham Khaloua has his answer from Valenciennes; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Valenciennes

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Charles Abi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Valenciennes, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Alexandre Coeff back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Valenciennes has worked with Alexandre Coeff before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Samuel Loric

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Quevilly-Rouen in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

Jean Louchet linked with a move away

The name of Jean Louchet keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Valenciennes say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

When it matters, Justin Lacombe plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

38 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Valenciennes

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Alexandre Coeff keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valenciennes may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valenciennes

Mohamed Ihattaren and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Valenciennes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martial Godo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Martial Godo in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Rémy Boissier

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Rémy Boissier.

Match

Honours even between Valenciennes and LB Chateauroux

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Bryan Passi is still paying for one afternoon at Valenciennes

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Joseph Rey was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Valenciennes dressing room was either.

In brief

28 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alain Ipiélé breaks a bone — 96 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 96 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for Valenciennes

Beaten 0‑3 by FC Rouen, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Joseph Kalulu

Valenciennes asked and Olympique de Marseille said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Alexandre Coeff in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valenciennes this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kenny Quetant is the month’s best young player

At 20 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. Valenciennes will try not to make too much of it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mohamed Ihattaren

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Alexandre Coeff

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandre Coeff, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Valenciennes

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑3 Joseph Rey left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

21 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Valenciennes run riot against SC Aubagne Air Bel

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Kenny Quetant at 20 — 9.66

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Kenny Quetant did not need any: 9.66, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

3 goals for Kenny Quetant

The match ball belongs to Kenny Quetant, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

The dugout

Baptiste Nouchet says Valenciennes went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Martial Godo beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words at Valenciennes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Martial Godo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Valenciennes

Alexandre Coeff and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alain Ipiélé

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A satisfied Joseph Rey

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 3‑0, Joseph Rey could afford to be generous.

In brief

14 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Samuel Loric out for 45 days

45 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Valenciennes lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Mohamed Ihattaren leads the rout of US Concarneau

3‑0, and Mohamed Ihattaren took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Valenciennes tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Valenciennes — 7.73

1 for Rémy Boissier, marked 7.73, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Mabrouk Rouaï delivers — 7.98

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Mabrouk Rouaï scored, was marked 7.98, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Alexandre Coeff is a Valenciennes player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Alexandre Coeff signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alexandre Coeff and Valenciennes agree another 2 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Valenciennes

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Martial Godo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Valenciennes

Alexandre Coeff and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Mohamed Ihattaren beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

1 Edition

The Valenciennes Post

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Levski tell Valenciennes: Mazire Soula is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Rémy Boissier stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rémy Boissier and Valenciennes agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Valenciennes

Rémy Boissier and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Valenciennes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daou Diomandé is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Valenciennes and Rémy Boissier

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The clock runs on Jean Louchet's contract

49 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

Transfer targets

Valenciennes ask about Kenny Quetant

A loan enquiry to Werder Bremen: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Charles Abi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Charles Abi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Valenciennes give Gaëtan Courtet the armband

A decision that decides nothing on the pitch and everything in the room. The manager has said, without saying it, whose voice he wants heard when his own is not there.

In brief