Grejohn Kyei

Striker - AS Nancy
22 Oct 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Grejohn Kyei

59 Edition

The AS Nancy Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Enzo Basilio keeps AS Nancy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Adrien Julloux puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at AS Nancy, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ryad Hachem gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Ryad Hachem has just signed for AS Nancy, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

5 matches without a win for AS Nancy

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around AS Nancy are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Real improvement from Nehemiah Fernandez at AS Nancy

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Nehemiah Fernandez is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at AS Nancy

Nehemiah Fernandez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

FC Nantes tell AS Nancy: Alban Lafont is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Grejohn Kyei

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

AS Nancy come up short against Olympique de Marseille

Olympique de Marseille left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

Back issues
58 Edition

The AS Nancy Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Grejohn Kyei keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” AS Nancy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Enzo Basilio keeps AS Nancy in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Clément Akpa pops up at the right end — 7.68

7.68, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Boardroom

AS Nancy close the window on a squad of their own making

19 in and 11 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Match

The wait goes on for AS Nancy

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Nicolás Camerlinckx is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at AS Nancy is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

The step up is real for Hugo Barbier

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Antoine Joujou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Late improvement for Youness Lachhab

At 28 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

In brief

38 Edition

The Anderlecht Chronicle

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Anderlecht

Luke Shaw was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Anderlecht

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Junya Ito was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Ivan Toney plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Bryang Kayo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Junya Ito knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Junya Ito trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Mario Stroeykens question follows Anderlecht around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Mario Stroeykens’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

34 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

36 days out for Facundo Rodríguez after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. St. Pauli will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Saba Sazonov asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Grejohn Kyei keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maurits Kjærgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against Borussia Mönchengladbach

Borussia Mönchengladbach left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Connor Metcalfe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Connor Metcalfe, and the manager let it.

Squad

Facundo Rodríguez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and St. Pauli know it.

In brief

32 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Niklas Lorenz has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at St. Pauli can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

Jackson Irvine says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A fracture rules Facundo Rodríguez out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason St. Pauli will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Adam Taggart hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Maurits Kjærgaard in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ben Voll stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ben Voll and St. Pauli agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

One of our own: Robert Böhm joins the St. Pauli first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Robert Böhm is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

23 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Market

Karol Mets hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what St. Pauli can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Hamburger SV come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and St. Pauli did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The dugout

Jorge Benítez says St. Pauli went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Maurits Kjærgaard was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Karol Mets is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Saba Sazonov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A step back for Grejohn Kyei at St. Pauli

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Transfer targets

St. Pauli try to borrow Daniel Svensson

Borussia Dortmund have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

20 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Maurits Kjærgaard in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Maurits Kjærgaard’s goal not enough for St. Pauli

Maurits Kjærgaard scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to FC Augsburg, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

One of our own: Martin Haas joins the St. Pauli first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Martin Haas is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Gabriel Albrecht joins the St. Pauli first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Gabriel Albrecht is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Karol Mets is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Connor Metcalfe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Joel Chima Fujita is still paying for one afternoon at St. Pauli

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Niklas Lorenz faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Niklas Lorenz after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

19 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathias Pereira Lage

Successful dribbles: 40. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

No end in sight to St. Pauli's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at St. Pauli has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

5 matches without a goal for St. Pauli

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Maurits Kjærgaard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Jackson Irvine gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against TSG Hoffenheim

0‑2 to TSG Hoffenheim, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jannik Westphal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jannik Westphal commits to St. Pauli for another 4 years.

The dugout

Grejohn Kyei is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

17 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for St. Pauli

0‑3 against Borussia Mönchengladbach, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Pauli

Maurits Kjærgaard and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted St. Pauli

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at St. Pauli can tell you which week it ends in.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Karol Mets is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jordan Ferri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the St. Pauli dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Niklas Lorenz: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

16 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Andrija Maksimović keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathias Pereira Lage

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ben Voll keeps St. Pauli in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A falling-out at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maurits Kjærgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Connor Metcalfe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

7 new faces, and St. Pauli are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Niklas Lorenz answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Grejohn Kyei
  • Market St. Pauli shop where it costs nothing
  • Market The Ben Voll story refuses to die
14 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Abdoulie Ceesay keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” St. Pauli may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Mathias Pereira Lage wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at St. Pauli hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Pauli

Maurits Kjærgaard and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Karol Mets is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Pauli rescue it on 93 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 93. Bayer Leverkusen had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Saba Sazonov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Maurits Kjærgaard

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. St. Pauli told Maurits Kjærgaard something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

“I want to play”: Grejohn Kyei speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

St. Pauli pick somebody else ahead of Grejohn Kyei

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

13 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

St. Pauli may not be able to give Mathias Pereira Lage what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Mathias Pereira Lage wants continental football; whether St. Pauli can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Maurits Kjærgaard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Grejohn Kyei gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

St. Pauli find a way past Werder Bremen

Werder Bremen made St. Pauli work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mathias Pereira Lage at his very best

Marked 8.31. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at St. Pauli.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Maurits Kjærgaard's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Grejohn Kyei dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

A satisfied Niklas Lorenz

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Niklas Lorenz could afford to be generous.

In brief

12 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Maurits Kjærgaard in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Danel Sinani — 7.04

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 13 actions, 7.04, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joel Chima Fujita

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The terraces

St. Pauli supporters have found a favourite in Maurits Kjærgaard

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Maurits Kjærgaard has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Louis Oppie falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Simon Spari has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Player ratings

Maurits Kjærgaard takes the honours

Marked 7.96 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, St. Pauli had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at St. Pauli

18 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Grejohn Kyei

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

10 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Jannik Westphal

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maurits Kjærgaard is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

St. Pauli see off Heidenheim

Three points for St. Pauli, 2‑1 the final word against Heidenheim in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Martijn Kaars was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.29. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mathias Pereira Lage

Marked 8.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

No place for Karol Mets in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Karol Mets has his answer from St. Pauli; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović is the month’s best young player

At 19 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. St. Pauli will try not to make too much of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Karol Mets

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Karol Mets, and the manager let it.

In brief

9 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

St. Pauli bow out of the cup

FC Augsburg go through and St. Pauli go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taichi Hara

Successful dribbles: 30. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

6 saves: Simon Spari was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Maurits Kjærgaard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Grejohn Kyei

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

St. Pauli come up short against Borussia Dortmund

Borussia Dortmund left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Niklas Lorenz: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Andrija Maksimović, 19, is the weekend’s best young player

Measured against every other kid in the division and first among them. The senior award is where St. Pauli would like this to lead.

In brief