19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process
633 Edition

The Carpi Herald

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

John Hiljemark: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Carpi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Precious Amayah, 37, rolls back the years — 8.86

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.86 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Anthony Hall hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roberto Milani

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roberto Milani will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Precious Amayah’s goal not enough for Carpi

Precious Amayah scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Sambenedettese, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

No hiding place for Omar Rugginenti

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Omar Rugginenti, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Carpi Herald

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Carpi tear Pineto apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑1 against Pineto, and it could have been more.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

A brace, and Delis Gjeci takes the afternoon — 9.12

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Delis Gjeci provided it, and the 9.12 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

A brace, and Christian Gambino takes the afternoon — 8.74

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Christian Gambino provided it, and the 8.74 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 9.23

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.23 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Bogdan Iancu asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Pineto in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

  • Boardroom $914.7K of the owner's money at Carpi
  • Squad Léiner Cuesta falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Player ratings Maurizio Rossetti was on a different afternoon to everybody else
631 Edition

The Carpi Herald

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 9.04

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.04 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Carpi get the job done against Campobasso

A 3‑2 win over Campobasso, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Delis Gjeci at his very best

Marked 9.25. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

Player ratings

One of those days for Christian Gambino

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.62, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

119% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Filippo Puletto has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Carpi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Omar Rugginenti dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

630 Edition

The Carpi Herald

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bogdan Iancu has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Carpi to lose Bogdan Iancu for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Bogdan Iancu has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Carpi

6 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

One of our own: Luigi Mariani joins the Carpi first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Luigi Mariani is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Sandro Cattaneo joins the Carpi first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Sandro Cattaneo is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Carpi promote Gennaro Rinaldi from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Gennaro Rinaldi has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Boardroom

A promise the Carpi board did not keep

There was a commitment, there was a date, and the date went past. Trust at a football club takes years to build and one afternoon to spend.

In brief

  • Squad Samir Sheydaev gets it from the manager
  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Carpi
  • Boardroom No investment in the facilities at Carpi
629 Edition

The Carpi Herald

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Anthony Hall hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Roberto Milani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Léiner Cuesta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Loan watch

Thomas Hauge counts the days

“I watch every Carpi game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Lecco runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

628 Edition

The Carpi Herald

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Bogdan Iancu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Matteo Figoli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Matteo Figoli and Carpi agree another 2 years.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Carpi count the cost of losing Raffaele Barone

61 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

The Carpi debt reaches $24.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Loan watch

Ivan Makas counts the days

“I watch every Carpi game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Vis Pesaro runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Market

The Precious Amayah talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Carpi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

627 Edition

The Carpi Herald

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Matteo Figoli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matteo Figoli commits to Carpi for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $861.3K into Carpi

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

626 Edition

The Carpi Herald

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matteo Riva

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Léiner Cuesta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Squad Too much change too quickly at Carpi
  • Market The Matteo Figoli talk will not go away
625 Edition

The Carpi Herald

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matteo Riva

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Roberto Milani is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Arturo Zanetti has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Carpi know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

624 Edition

The Carpi Herald

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matteo Riva

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Carpi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Anthony Hall puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Delis Gjeci

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

The Carpi debt reaches $25.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Loan watch

Ivan Makas has seen enough of Vis Pesaro

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Carpi, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

The Precious Amayah talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Carpi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

623 Edition

The Carpi Herald

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matteo Riva damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Bogdan Iancu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$927.8K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Léiner Cuesta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

120% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Samir Sheydaev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

622 Edition

The Carpi Herald

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matteo Riva damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Raffaele Barone puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Thomas Hauge’s move to Giana Erminio falls through

The deal that would have taken Thomas Hauge to Giana Erminio has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Carpi with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Filippo Puletto has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Carpi will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

621 Edition

The Carpi Herald

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Roberto Milani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Carpi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

No hiding place for Emile Kondé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emile Kondé, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Carpi and Omar Rugginenti

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

620 Edition

The Carpi Herald

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Squad

Raffaele Barone keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Carpi turn down Pianese for Thomas Hauge

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Christian Gambino falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi are $25.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

Still no ink between Carpi and Christian Gambino

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Carpi, another week without a signature from Christian Gambino.

Squad

Carpi keep their word to Christian Gambino

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

Market

Carpi put Donatello Verza up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Donatello Verza may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

619 Edition

The Carpi Herald

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Anthony Hall puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Roberto Milani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Delis Gjeci stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Delis Gjeci and Carpi agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Rapid Wien expected to open talks for Léiner Cuesta

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Carpi will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Boardroom

$862.9K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

618 Edition

The Carpi Herald

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bogdan Iancu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

617 Edition

The Carpi Herald

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Akos Orban keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Roberto Milani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Léiner Cuesta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Carpi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

When it matters, Filippo Puletto plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

616 Edition

The Carpi Herald

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Carpi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Ivan Makas is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Delis Gjeci knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Delis Gjeci trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Leonardo Stanzani question follows Carpi around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Leonardo Stanzani’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

615 Edition

The Carpi Herald

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Delis Gjeci has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 171% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

The Carpi debt reaches $25.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Experience through the door at Carpi

Samir Sheydaev arrives at 36 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

614 Edition

The Carpi Herald

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Carpi spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ognjen Krsmanović

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ognjen Krsmanović will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Anthony Hall asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $962.6K into Carpi

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Léiner Cuesta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Franco Carretero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Franco Carretero

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Franco Carretero has come out of that comparison in the side, and Carpi have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

613 Edition

The Carpi Herald

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emile Kondé keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roberto Milani

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roberto Milani will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Carpi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

When it matters, Filippo Puletto plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

612 Edition

The Carpi Herald

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Carpi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Carpi taken apart

1‑4 to Ascoli, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Bruno Goda is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto is carrying Carpi

10 goals and a season average of 7.49. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Inquest at Carpi

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

611 Edition

The Carpi Herald

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Delis Gjeci is carrying Carpi

20 goals and a season average of 7.79. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Delis Gjeci has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Bruno Goda, 40, rolls back the years — 7.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.81 at 40, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.13. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Demoye Arthur Konan in the eights

A performance of 9.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

176% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

610 Edition

The Carpi Herald

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

No mercy from Carpi

Forli will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Carpi were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ognjen Krsmanović

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ognjen Krsmanović will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Maurizio Rossetti's — 8.23

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.23, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Bruno Goda yet — 7.86

At 39 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

Carpi to lose Bruno Goda for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Bruno Goda has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

609 Edition

The Carpi Herald

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Delis Gjeci is carrying Carpi

19 goals and a season average of 7.74. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A day Maurizio Rossetti will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ivan Makas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ivan Makas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Carpi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Maurizio Rossetti among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Maurizio Rossetti on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Carpi and Pontedera.

Player ratings

One of those days for Maurizio Rossetti

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.38, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

608 Edition

The Carpi Herald

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 40 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 40 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Donatello Verza keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Roberto Milani is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Carpi come up short against Ternana

Ternana left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Léiner Cuesta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

607 Edition

The Carpi Herald

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 47 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 47 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Delis Gjeci

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Delis Gjeci will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Maurizio Rossetti scores twice — 7.90

Two goals and a mark of 7.90 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 9.10

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto is carrying Carpi

10 goals and a season average of 7.51. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Carpi come up short against Gubbio

Gubbio left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Gubbio in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

  • Boardroom 186% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi
  • Boardroom The Carpi debt reaches $25.9M
  • Player ratings The chances came and went for Delis Gjeci
606 Edition

The Carpi Herald

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

A brace, and Filippo Puletto takes the afternoon — 8.90

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Filippo Puletto provided it, and the 8.90 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Ivan Makas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Carpi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Carpi count the cost of losing Ognjen Krsmanović

27 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Ognjen Krsmanović signs for Ascoli while still at Carpi

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Ognjen Krsmanović has agreed terms with Ascoli for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Match A bad afternoon for Carpi against Bra
  • Match Filippo Puletto among the goals in a wild afternoon
  • Boardroom The owner puts $1.1M into Carpi
605 Edition

The Carpi Herald

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 17 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Delis Gjeci is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.72 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Delis Gjeci's — 8.82

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.82, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Leonardo Stanzani, 37, rolls back the years — 9.03

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.03 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Carpi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Carpi see off Pianese

Three points for Carpi, 4‑3 the final word against Pianese in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Pianese in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Demoye Arthur Konan

Marked 8.99 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

604 Edition

The Carpi Herald

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Carpi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 68 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 68 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Bogdan Iancu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roberto Milani

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roberto Milani will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

4 matches without a win for Carpi

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Carpi are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Bruno Goda

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Raffaele Barone out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Raffaele Barone, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Demoye Arthur Konan

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

603 Edition

The Carpi Herald

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 75 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 75 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 8.96

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Ivan Makas is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

148% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Filippo Puletto is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.43 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Boardroom

The Carpi debt reaches $26.1M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Match

Carpi share the spoils with Perugia

A 1‑1 draw with Perugia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

602 Edition

The Carpi Herald

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 82 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 82 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Delis Gjeci has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Delis Gjeci

16 goals and a season average of 7.74 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 7.93

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.93 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

10 seasons of Devis Pacchioli

92 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Carpi know what they have.

Boardroom

Carpi to lose Delis Gjeci for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Delis Gjeci has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

601 Edition

The Carpi Herald

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Chastening afternoon for Carpi

A 1‑5 beating by Livorno was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Devis Pacchioli has been here 10 seasons

92 appearances across 10 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Carpi count the cost of losing Ognjen Krsmanović

62 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Akos Orban among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Akos Orban on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Carpi and Livorno.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Carpi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

Inquest at Carpi

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

600 Edition

The Carpi Herald

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Carpi run riot against Torres

6‑2, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Emanuele Padulo breaks a bone — 96 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 96 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Juan Sebastián Ramírez scores twice — 8.73

Two goals and a mark of 8.73 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Delis Gjeci takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Delis Gjeci

15 goals and a season average of 7.74 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Leonardo Stanzani, 37, rolls back the years — 9.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.00 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Roberto Milani is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

599 Edition

The Carpi Herald

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Precious Amayah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto, 33, rolls back the years — 9.25

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.25 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Delis Gjeci is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.67 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Monza expected to open talks for Juan Sebastián Ramírez

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Carpi will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci in the eights

A performance of 9.21 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Carpi see off Vis Pesaro

Three points for Carpi, 2‑1 the final word against Vis Pesaro in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ognjen Krsmanović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

598 Edition

The Carpi Herald

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thomas Hauge

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ognjen Krsmanović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Carpi come up short against Sambenedettese

Sambenedettese left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Wages eat 162% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juan Sebastián Ramírez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Carpi are $25.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

Carpi and Delis Gjeci are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The Ivan Makas conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Livorno will make the call about Ivan Makas this week. Carpi have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

597 Edition

The Carpi Herald

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Carpi spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 9.28

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.28 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

The season belongs to Delis Gjeci

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Carpi have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Precious Amayah has been here 11 seasons

300 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Matteo Figoli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Matteo Figoli and Carpi agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$930.6K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Carpi see off Pineto

Three points for Carpi, 2‑1 the final word against Pineto in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

596 Edition

The Carpi Herald

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Juan Sebastián Ramírez's — 8.48

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.48, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto, 33, rolls back the years — 8.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.98 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Raffaele Barone keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Juan Sebastián Ramírez among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Juan Sebastián Ramírez on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Carpi and Campobasso.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Delis Gjeci at his very best

Marked 8.25. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

In brief

595 Edition

The Carpi Herald

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Carpi

Beaten 1‑4 by Ascoli, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Juan Sebastián Ramírez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Delis Gjeci is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.63 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Roberto Milani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci in the eights

A performance of 8.77 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Carpi

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

594 Edition

The Carpi Herald

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thomas Hauge

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Delis Gjeci

10 goals and a season average of 7.59 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Delis Gjeci at his very best

Marked 10.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Carpi see off Ravenna

Three points for Carpi, 3‑1 the final word against Ravenna in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ognjen Krsmanović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.25. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Léiner Cuesta was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.22. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

151% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

593 Edition

The Carpi Herald

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Demoye Arthur Konan’s goal not enough for Carpi

Demoye Arthur Konan scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Forli, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Filippo Puletto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

$957.4K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ognjen Krsmanović at his very best

Marked 8.72. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

In brief

592 Edition

The Carpi Herald

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Franco Carretero out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Carpi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Player ratings

Leonardo Stanzani, 37, rolls back the years — 9.04

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.04 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Delis Gjeci

9 goals and a season average of 7.51 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Leonardo Stanzani among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Leonardo Stanzani on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Carpi and Pontedera.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ognjen Krsmanović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Demoye Arthur Konan was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.72. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

591 Edition

The Carpi Herald

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Franco Carretero out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Carpi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Thomas Hauge keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Carpi's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Carpi has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Roberto Milani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Juan Sebastián Ramírez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Carpi know it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Delis Gjeci at his very best

Marked 9.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

Match

Ternana take the points off Carpi

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

The Filippo Puletto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Filippo Puletto signs something — a contract at Carpi or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

590 Edition

The Carpi Herald

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Franco Carretero out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Carpi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thomas Hauge

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ognjen Krsmanović

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

Wages eat 152% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

One of those days for Delis Gjeci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Carpi and Gubbio take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

589 Edition

The Carpi Herald

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Franco Carretero out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Carpi will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Carpi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 10 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Filippo Puletto signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Filippo Puletto and Carpi agree another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Juan Sebastián Ramírez’s goal not enough for Carpi

Juan Sebastián Ramírez scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Bra, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.76. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Carpi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juan Sebastián Ramírez

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

588 Edition

The Carpi Herald

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Carpi

A 2‑6 beating by Pianese was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

9 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Squad

13 seasons of Leonardo Stanzani

565 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Carpi know what they have.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto, 33, rolls back the years — 8.78

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.78 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Filippo Puletto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Filippo Puletto commits to Carpi for another 3 years.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

587 Edition

The Carpi Herald

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

8 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Raffaele Barone: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Carpi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Roberto Milani is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Carpi against Guidonia Montecelio

0‑2 to Guidonia Montecelio, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filippo Puletto

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci keeps on missing

Shots: 8, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

586 Edition

The Carpi Herald

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Both of them Delis Gjeci's — 8.95

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.95, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Leonardo Stanzani, 37, rolls back the years — 9.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.17 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Carpi see off Perugia

Three points for Carpi, 4‑3 the final word against Perugia in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

7 goals as Carpi and Perugia go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Carpi and Perugia, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 147% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

585 Edition

The Carpi Herald

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Juan Sebastián Ramírez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto, 33, rolls back the years — 8.74

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.74 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

6 matches without a win for Carpi

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Carpi are no longer polite ones.

Match

Carpi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Arezzo in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Carpi make home a hard place to visit

8 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

In brief

584 Edition

The Carpi Herald

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Carpi

1‑6 against Livorno, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Match

5 matches without a win for Carpi

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Carpi are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Carpi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

7 goals as Carpi and Livorno go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Carpi and Livorno, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

583 Edition

The Carpi Herald

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Carpi bow out of the cup

Mantova go through and Carpi go home, 4‑5 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Bogdan Iancu scores twice — 8.43

Two goals and a mark of 8.43 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Akos Orban's — 8.20

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.20, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 8.29

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.29 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Roberto Milani is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Carpi

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Carpi are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

9 goals as Carpi and Mantova go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 9 goals between Carpi and Mantova, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Carpi training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings One of those days for Ognjen Krsmanović
  • Match Carpi are shipping goals every week
582 Edition

The Carpi Herald

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thomas Hauge

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leonardo Stanzani yet — 8.48

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.48 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Sebastián Ramírez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Carpi know it.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Carpi against Vis Pesaro

2‑3 to Vis Pesaro, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

154% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Delis Gjeci at his very best

Marked 8.24. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Juan Sebastián Ramírez

Marked 8.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

581 Edition

The Carpi Herald

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jérôme Olivier keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Whatever happens, Carpi do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 9.19

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.19 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Juan Sebastián Ramírez at his very best

Marked 8.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Carpi and Sambenedettese take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

580 Edition

The Carpi Herald

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Carpi run riot against Pineto

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

A day Delis Gjeci will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

Whatever happens, Carpi do not lose

10 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Filippo Puletto yet — 8.64

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.64 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Delis Gjeci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Boardroom

$904.3K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

579 Edition

The Carpi Herald

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Both of them Juan Sebastián Ramírez's — 8.36

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.36, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Bruno Goda yet — 7.90

At 39 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.90 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Carpi

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Roberto Milani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Carpi's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Carpi has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Franco Carretero gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Delis Gjeci at his very best

Marked 8.29. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Carpi.

In brief

578 Edition

The Carpi Herald

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

7 academy players handed senior numbers at Carpi

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Boardroom

152% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Simone D'Amico steps up from the Carpi academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Simone D'Amico has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Tommaso Rinaldi joins the Carpi first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Tommaso Rinaldi is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Carpi promote Ruggero Conti from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ruggero Conti has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Achille Silvestri joins the Carpi first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Achille Silvestri is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Squad

When it matters, Filippo Puletto plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

577 Edition

The Carpi Herald

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carpi say no — this time

The offer from Pianese for Roberto Milani was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ognjen Krsmanović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mikhail Strelnik

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Leonardo Stanzani linked with a move away

The name of Leonardo Stanzani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Carpi say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

576 Edition

The Carpi Herald

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

575 Edition

The Carpi Herald

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $960.2K into Carpi

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Carpi are $25.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

574 Edition

The Carpi Herald

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 133% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

573 Edition

The Carpi Herald

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Anthony Hall damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Juan Sebastián Ramírez's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Carpi are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Leonardo Stanzani linked with a move away

The name of Leonardo Stanzani keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Carpi say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

  • Market The clock does Bruno Goda’s negotiating for him
  • Boardroom The Carpi production line keeps running
  • Market Nobody is asking about Roberto Milani any more
572 Edition

The Carpi Herald

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Carpi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Anthony Hall damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Carpi say no — this time

The offer from Monza for Juan Sebastián Ramírez was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Mikhail Strelnik puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

571 Edition

The Carpi Herald

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Anthony Hall damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Carpi spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Franco Carretero asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Andrés Solís at Carpi

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Andrés Solís is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Boardroom

The owner puts $984.5K into Carpi

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Carpi are $25.7M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

Still no ink between Carpi and Delis Gjeci

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Carpi, another week without a signature from Delis Gjeci.

In brief

570 Edition

The Carpi Herald

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Anthony Hall damages knee ligaments — 40 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 40 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Roberto Milani attracts admirers

The name of Roberto Milani has come up in conversations Carpi were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Boardroom

Wages eat 127% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

When it matters, Filippo Puletto plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

569 Edition

The Carpi Herald

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Édouard Dumont hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Bruno Goda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Carpi lose Ruggero Del Vecchio

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

568 Edition

The Carpi Herald

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Bruno Goda keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Mikhail Strelnik told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Mikhail Strelnik has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Carpi.

In brief

567 Edition

The Carpi Herald

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Carpi spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Franco Carretero asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Donatello Verza keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Matteo Figoli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matteo Figoli commits to Carpi for another 2 years.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $889.3K into Carpi

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Market

Guidonia Montecelio join the queue for Roberto Milani

Add another name to the list: Guidonia Montecelio have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Roberto Milani. The answer from Carpi has not changed — yet.

In brief

566 Edition

The Carpi Herald

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Juan Sebastián Ramírez asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Juan Sebastián Ramírez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

130% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

565 Edition

The Carpi Herald

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Édouard Dumont asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Thomas Hauge keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ognjen Krsmanović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

564 Edition

The Carpi Herald

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

563 Edition

The Carpi Herald

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Franco Carretero puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Precious Amayah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi are $25.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

562 Edition

The Carpi Herald

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 60 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 60 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Tomas Varhi asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

10 seasons of Precious Amayah

292 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Carpi know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

561 Edition

The Carpi Herald

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 67 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 67 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Édouard Dumont asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Precious Amayah for 19 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Carpi will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Carpi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

560 Edition

The Carpi Herald

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thomas Hauge

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Édouard Dumont says Carpi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Carpi lose Matteo Figoli

31 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

8 unbeaten for Carpi

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Carpi did not have in the autumn.

Market

The Filippo Puletto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Filippo Puletto signs something — a contract at Carpi or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Léiner Cuesta runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Carpi money.

In brief

559 Edition

The Carpi Herald

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 81 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 81 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Thomas Hauge keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Franco Carretero asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Emile Kondé says Carpi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leonardo Stanzani yet — 8.05

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Filippo Puletto is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

7 unbeaten for Carpi

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Carpi did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Filippo Puletto

Marked 8.93 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Carpi are $25.5M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

558 Edition

The Carpi Herald

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 88 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 88 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Carpi let it slip despite Filippo Puletto

Filippo Puletto had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Forli were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

Thomas Hauge keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Delis Gjeci is carrying Carpi

15 goals and a season average of 7.61. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Leonardo Stanzani and Carpi agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Whatever happens, Carpi do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Boardroom

$835.3K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

557 Edition

The Carpi Herald

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No mercy from Carpi

Pontedera will want this one forgotten quickly: 6‑3, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Carpi were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Delis Gjeci takes the afternoon — 9.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Delis Gjeci provided it, and the 9.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Both of them Juan Sebastián Ramírez's — 8.73

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.73, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thomas Hauge

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Delis Gjeci

14 goals and a season average of 7.59 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Nicolas Barbier keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Édouard Dumont asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ognjen Krsmanović

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

556 Edition

The Carpi Herald

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Carpi win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 94th minute. Ternana will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Thomas Hauge keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Carpi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Carpi lose Matteo Figoli

59 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto in the eights

A performance of 9.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Filippo Puletto sends Carpi past Ternana

It finished 2‑1, and it was Filippo Puletto’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Carpi.

In brief

555 Edition

The Carpi Herald

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Franco Carretero puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Precious Amayah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Carpi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Thomas Hauge keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Filippo Puletto

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Carpi share the spoils with Gubbio

A 1‑1 draw with Gubbio leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Carpi and Bruno Goda are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Player ratings

Juan Sebastián Ramírez could have had three

13 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

554 Edition

The Carpi Herald

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Franco Carretero breaks a bone — 116 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 116 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Juan Sebastián Ramírez's — 8.37

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.37, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Carpi

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Market

Mikhail Strelnik puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Giulio Palmieri keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leonardo Stanzani yet — 8.27

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.27 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Bra in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Delis Gjeci
  • Boardroom 180% of the income goes out in wages at Carpi
  • Boardroom The Carpi debt reaches $25.6M
553 Edition

The Carpi Herald

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Carpi spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Player ratings

Both of them Ognjen Krsmanović's — 9.41

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.41, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Carpi

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.35 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ognjen Krsmanović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Carpi get the job done against Pianese

A 3‑2 win over Pianese, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

552 Edition

The Carpi Herald

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Carpi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leonardo Stanzani yet — 8.07

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.07 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Delis Gjeci

12 goals and a season average of 7.57 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

551 Edition

The Carpi Herald

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Filippo Puletto's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Carpi throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Perugia the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Carpi will enjoy reviewing.

Market

Franco Carretero hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

3 goals for Juan Sebastián Ramírez

The match ball belongs to Juan Sebastián Ramírez, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leonardo Stanzani yet — 7.80

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

550 Edition

The Carpi Herald

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Carpi are in real trouble now

Position 16, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Tomas Varhi asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Léiner Cuesta goes up and wins it — 7.89

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.89 for the rest of it.

Match

No end in sight to Carpi's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Carpi has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Delis Gjeci was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Juan Sebastián Ramírez’s goal not enough for Carpi

Juan Sebastián Ramírez scored, and precious little else went right: 3‑4 to Arezzo, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Arezzo in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

A move Andrey Ostrovskiy would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Andrey Ostrovskiy is living that version at Carpi, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Carpi training over how hard people work
  • Match No clean sheets in sight for Carpi
  • Boardroom Wages eat 166% of everything Carpi earn
549 Edition

The Carpi Herald

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Carpi taken apart

0‑4 to Livorno, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Carpi put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Juan Sebastián Ramírez asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

The terraces

The ground has had enough

“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 7 of the 30 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.

Squad

Demoye Arthur Konan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Carpi may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

548 Edition

The Carpi Herald

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Carpi can pretend not to have heard.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Carpi

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Torres kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Carpi will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Raffaele Barone says Carpi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Delis Gjeci is carrying Carpi

11 goals and a season average of 7.57. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Delis Gjeci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.93, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ognjen Krsmanović in the eights

A performance of 8.90 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

547 Edition

The Carpi Herald

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci scores twice — 8.96

Two goals and a mark of 8.96 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Ivan Makas says Carpi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Delis Gjeci is carrying Carpi

10 goals and a season average of 7.53. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Delis Gjeci among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Delis Gjeci on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Carpi and Vis Pesaro.

Squad

Ognjen Krsmanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ognjen Krsmanović

Marked 8.67 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

The Carpi debt reaches $25.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Match

Delis Gjeci rescues a point for Carpi

It needed Delis Gjeci to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Vis Pesaro, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

546 Edition

The Carpi Herald

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andrés Solís

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Ívar Björgvinsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Ívar Björgvinsson has agreed to leave Carpi for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Juan Sebastián Ramírez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Carpi know it.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Carpi get the job done against Sambenedettese

A 2‑1 win over Sambenedettese, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

Wages eat 174% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Ognjen Krsmanović was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.73. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

545 Edition

The Carpi Herald

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andrés Solís

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Carpi spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

12 seasons of Leonardo Stanzani

539 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Carpi know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Carpi come up short against Pineto

Pineto left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

$952.9K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ognjen Krsmanović

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

544 Edition

The Carpi Herald

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Carpi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Carpi is running low.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

3 goals for Ognjen Krsmanović

The match ball belongs to Ognjen Krsmanović, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Leonardo Stanzani, 36, rolls back the years — 8.27

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.27 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Marcel Roux has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ognjen Krsmanović

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Carpi find a way past Campobasso

Campobasso made Carpi work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑3 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

543 Edition

The Carpi Herald

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Delis Gjeci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Carpi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Filippo Puletto is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ascoli take the points off Carpi

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

One of those days for Delis Gjeci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Filippo Puletto talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Carpi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

An afternoon Tomas Varhi will want back

Marked 5.40. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

In brief

542 Edition

The Carpi Herald

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Filippo Puletto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 148% of everything Carpi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.90. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ognjen Krsmanović

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Filippo Puletto rescues a point for Carpi

It needed Filippo Puletto to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Ravenna, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

The one thing Juan Sebastián Ramírez could not do

Shots: 10, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

541 Edition

The Carpi Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Carpi

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Carpi

Position 16 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Leonardo Stanzani, 36, rolls back the years — 7.90

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.90 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

$925.7K of the owner's money at Carpi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

Forli take the points off Carpi

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

540 Edition

The Carpi Herald

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No mercy from Carpi

Pontedera will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Carpi were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović asks to leave Carpi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Bruno Goda, 38, rolls back the years — 7.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.80 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcel Roux

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcel Roux will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Carpi the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Filippo Puletto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

539 Edition

The Carpi Herald

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Franco Carretero keeps Carpi in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Predrag Nastasic has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Carpi they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Delis Gjeci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Delis Gjeci rescues a point for Carpi

It needed Delis Gjeci to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Ternana, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Filippo Puletto talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Carpi know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ognjen Krsmanović

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

538 Edition

The Carpi Herald

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Filippo Puletto scores twice — 9.15

Two goals and a mark of 9.15 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Delis Gjeci's — 9.11

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.11, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Carpi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Raffaele Barone says Carpi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Delis Gjeci the difference as Carpi beat Gubbio

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Delis Gjeci. 5‑3 against Gubbio, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

Delis Gjeci among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Delis Gjeci on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Carpi and Gubbio.

In brief

537 Edition

The Carpi Herald

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 60 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 60 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Carpi are in real trouble now

Position 17, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Carpi

8 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Leonardo Stanzani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Carpi come up short against Bra

Bra left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Carpi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Delis Gjeci in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

536 Edition

The Carpi Herald

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Carpi

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 67 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 67 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Carpi can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Ognjen Krsmanović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Carpi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The Carpi board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Carpi

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Market

Marcel Roux is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Matteo Figoli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Matteo Figoli commits to Carpi for another 2 years.

In brief

535 Edition

The Carpi Herald

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Juan Sebastián Ramírez drives the Carpi comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Juan Sebastián Ramírez decided otherwise. Guidonia Montecelio had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Player ratings

Ivan Makas, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.61

A mark of 7.61 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Ivan Makas says Carpi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Carpi leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Market

Predrag Nastasic is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Carpi is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Carpi

Filippo Puletto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Delis Gjeci

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

534 Edition

The Carpi Herald

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emile Kondé

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Carpi lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Carpi

A 1‑5 beating by Perugia was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Mikhail Strelnik breaks a bone — 81 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 81 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Franco Carretero

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Carpi

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Leonardo Stanzani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Carpi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ognjen Krsmanović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Carpi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Carpi and Perugia in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief