Stade Rennais U18

French Ligue 2 U18
19 Sep 2038
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633 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

13 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Stade Rennais spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Kevin Fuchs asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mattia Viviani

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mattia Viviani will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Mattia Viviani has agreed to leave Stade Rennais for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mervin Gbeme

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Sochaux

1‑2 to Sochaux, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stade Rennais

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

Back issues
632 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

6 Sep 2038
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Stade Rennais

US Creteil will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Stade Rennais were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Moussa N'Diaye scores twice — 9.18

Two goals and a mark of 9.18 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 39, rolls back the years — 9.26

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.26 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Nobody wants to play Stade Rennais right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Alidu Seidu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alidu Seidu and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Dijon come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stade Rennais did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

631 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

30 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Stade Rennais count the cost of losing Benoît Huet

23 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Richard Dupuis attracts admirers

The name of Richard Dupuis has come up in conversations Stade Rennais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Jean-Dominique Leca gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Raymond Leroux conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Dijon will make the call about Raymond Leroux this week. Stade Rennais have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

630 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Mervin Gbeme takes the afternoon — 9.09

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Mervin Gbeme provided it, and the 9.09 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 39, rolls back the years — 8.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.82 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Stade Rennais make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Stade Rennais have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Mervin Gbeme the difference as Stade Rennais beat Nimes

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Mervin Gbeme. 4‑3 against Nimes, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

7 goals as Stade Rennais and Nimes go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stade Rennais and Nimes, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Boardroom

15 academy players handed senior numbers at Stade Rennais

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alidu Seidu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

629 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Anger at Stade Rennais spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Édouard François could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 8.40

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 8.40, 1 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Match

Denzil Uchenna settles it late for Stade Rennais

The 87th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Denzil Uchenna decided nobody was going anywhere. Red Star had no time left to answer.

Squad

Didier Ménard says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Kevin Fuchs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Raymond Leroux has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Nobody wants to play Stade Rennais right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

628 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Filippo Calvo breaks Valenciennes hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Filippo Calvo scored in the 86th minute, Valenciennes had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Stade Rennais took the lot.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 39, rolls back the years — 7.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.80 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Richard Dupuis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Moussa N'Diaye stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Moussa N'Diaye and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Stade Rennais get the job done against Valenciennes

A 3‑2 win over Valenciennes, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mervin Gbeme at his very best

Marked 9.12. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

In brief

627 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 39, rolls back the years — 8.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.85 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Narek Hovhannisyan

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Moussa N'Diaye signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Moussa N'Diaye commits to Stade Rennais for another 2 years.

Match

Stade Rennais see off Clermont Foot

Three points for Stade Rennais, 2‑1 the final word against Clermont Foot in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

US Creteil expected to open talks for Mervin Gbeme

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Stade Rennais will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Narek Hovhannisyan has improved at 32, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

In brief

626 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

26 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Édouard François

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Édouard François will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from Dijon for Raymond Leroux was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

US Creteil watching Mervin Gbeme

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stade Rennais have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Benoît Huet out for 58 days

The medical room confirms 58 days on the sidelines for Benoît Huet, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

625 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Stade Rennais spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Stade Rennais give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Market

Kevin Fuchs hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Marc Joly conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Dijon will make the call about Marc Joly this week. Stade Rennais have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

624 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Richard Dupuis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Stade Rennais

Day 41 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from FC Nantes for Richard Dupuis was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mervin Gbeme is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dominique Gaillard signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dominique Gaillard and Stade Rennais agree another 4 years.

In brief

623 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

5 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Esteban Lepaul has been here 12 seasons

196 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Mattia Viviani asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from Stade Lavallois for Marc Joly was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Dominique Gaillard has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

622 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Esteban Lepaul says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from Clermont Foot for Édouard François was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Raymond Leroux

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Raymond Leroux will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Nimes expected to open talks for Marc Joly

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Stade Rennais will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

621 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Kevin Fuchs puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Richard Dupuis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Richard Dupuis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Eyes on Marc Joly again

The phone has started ringing about Marc Joly again, and this time the name on the line is Nimes. Stade Rennais are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mervin Gbeme is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

620 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

14 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sébastien Pons keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Richard Dupuis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from Red Star for Mikhail Volkov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Stade Rennais

Day 13 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

In brief

619 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

7 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

It is over: Stade Rennais are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Boardroom

Interim Coach is out at Stade Rennais

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Stade Rennais

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Stade Rennais for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Didier Roche keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Egill Arnarsson asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from Red Star for Alexandr Temirov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

618 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

31 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Philipp Kalajdzic gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

A year gone for François Thomas

The loan was meant to give him football. 30 games and 0 goals later he is back at Stade Rennais no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their doing.

Market

Carl Ludvig Kapstad-Rambekk leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Carl Ludvig Kapstad-Rambekk leaves Stade Rennais the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

617 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

24 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Richard Dupuis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

616 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

17 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Stade Rennais sink to position 17

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Kevin Fuchs asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stade Rennais will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

615 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

10 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Marc Joly keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Richard Dupuis puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

614 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Randal Kolo Muani, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Albert Grønbæk and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

François Thomas has made FC Lorient’s shirt his own

30 starts now, an average of 6.19, and the team sheet at FC Lorient has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

Market

The clock does Alexandr Deryugin’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Stade Rennais could ask drops and the wages Alexandr Deryugin can ask rise.

In brief

613 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

26 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Rennais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Rennais is running low.

Squad

Christofer Babela Tsembo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

612 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Rennais

Position 17 and 25 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Kevin Fuchs hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stade Rennais will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

611 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Richard Dupuis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Christofer Babela Tsembo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Rennais and LOSC Lille take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Albert Grønbæk talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Stade Rennais know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

610 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

5 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

74 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Albert Grønbæk yet — 8.68

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.68 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Randal Kolo Muani, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Thato Shiang puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stade Rennais share the spoils with Olympique Lyonnais

A 1‑1 draw with Olympique Lyonnais leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Denzil Uchenna could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

609 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

29 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

81 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stade Rennais

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Narek Hovhannisyan asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is carrying Stade Rennais

12 goals and a season average of 7.42. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Richard Dupuis is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Mervin Gbeme’s goal not enough for Stade Rennais

Mervin Gbeme scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Paris Saint-Germain, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

608 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

22 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Stade Rennais sink to position 17

23 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Mattia Viviani: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais come up short against RC Strasbourg

RC Strasbourg left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Alidu Seidu

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Market

The Anthony Rouault story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Anthony Rouault signs something — a contract at Stade Rennais or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

607 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Alexandr Deryugin shuts the door

Defensive actions: 32, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo, 33, rolls back the years — 9.08

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.08 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marc Joly: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Richard Dupuis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Christofer Babela Tsembo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Moussa N'Diaye

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

606 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

8 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Stade Rennais

Beaten 0‑5 by Toulouse FC, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Stade Rennais count the cost of losing Randal Kolo Muani

71 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

7 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Market

Egill Arnarsson asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Stade Rennais dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

605 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

1 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

109 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Stade Rennais

2‑5 against Stade Brestois, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Albert Grønbæk yet — 9.03

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.03 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Thato Shiang hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

604 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

22 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcel Gonzalez

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Stade Rennais sink to position 17

20 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

5 matches without a win for Stade Rennais

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Stade Rennais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Carl Ludvig Kapstad-Rambekk says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

FC Metz take the points off Stade Rennais

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

603 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

15 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo, 33, rolls back the years — 8.62

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.62 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Richard Dupuis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Christofer Babela Tsembo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Stade Rennais to lose Christofer Babela Tsembo for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Christofer Babela Tsembo has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mervin Gbeme

9 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

602 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

8 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

A hiding for Stade Rennais

Beaten 1‑4 by OGC Nice, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Alidu Seidu has been here 14 seasons

311 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Albert Grønbæk, 36, rolls back the years — 8.83

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.83 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Alidu Seidu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alidu Seidu and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from FC Metz for Raymond Leroux was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Stade Rennais dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Loan watch

Marcel Guérin has seen enough of FC Lorient

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stade Rennais, and 0 appearances in 22 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

601 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

1 Feb 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Rennais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Rennais is running low.

Player ratings

Both of them Mervin Gbeme's — 8.94

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.94, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Alidu Seidu has been here 14 seasons

310 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Albert Grønbæk, 36, rolls back the years — 8.64

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.64 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Philipp Kalajdzic gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Philipp Kalajdzic has just signed for Stade Rennais, and for once the answer mattered.

Market

The Nimes deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Mikey Allen reports back to Stade Rennais with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

600 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stade Rennais are in real trouble now

Position 17, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo yet — 8.20

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.20 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mikey Allen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mikey Allen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stade Rennais and RC Lens in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mervin Gbeme at his very best

Marked 8.83. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

Market

FC Metz join the queue for Raymond Leroux

Add another name to the list: FC Metz have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Raymond Leroux. The answer from Stade Rennais has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

One of those days for Denzil Uchenna

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

599 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

18 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Noham Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Marc Joly keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Albert Grønbæk yet — 8.21

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Mikey Allen asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme in the eights

A performance of 9.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Stade Rennais find a way past Red Star

Red Star made Stade Rennais work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

598 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

11 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from FC Metz for Raymond Leroux was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais come up short against Monaco

Monaco left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alidu Seidu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Marcel Guérin counts the days

“I watch every Stade Rennais game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at FC Lorient runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Noham Diop in the eights

A performance of 8.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

The Mikey Allen conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Nimes will make the call about Mikey Allen this week. Stade Rennais have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

597 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Richard Dupuis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Moussa N'Diaye signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Moussa N'Diaye commits to Stade Rennais for another 2 years.

Match

Stade Rennais come up short against FC Lorient

FC Lorient left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

596 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

28 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stade Rennais sink to position 17

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo, 33, rolls back the years — 9.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.17 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Mikey Allen says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais get the job done against Chamois Niortais

A 2‑1 win over Chamois Niortais, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Denzil Uchenna

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Antoine Lopez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Antoine Lopez and Stade Rennais agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Albert Grønbæk

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

595 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

8 matches without a win for Stade Rennais

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Stade Rennais are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noham Diop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noham Diop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

When it matters, Albert Grønbæk plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Stade Rennais and FC Nantes take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Anthony Rouault question follows Stade Rennais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Anthony Rouault’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

594 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

14 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Stade Rennais

A 1‑5 beating by LOSC Lille was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Randal Kolo Muani yet — 8.12

At 39 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Randal Kolo Muani among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Randal Kolo Muani on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stade Rennais and LOSC Lille.

Squad

Anthony Rouault gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Inquest at Stade Rennais

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

593 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

7 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Rennais has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Rennais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Rennais is running low.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 39, rolls back the years — 8.46

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.46 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Mattia Viviani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Narek Hovhannisyan asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Richard Dupuis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

592 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Stade Rennais are in real trouble now

Position 17, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Hervé Robert: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Paris Saint-Germain take the points off Stade Rennais

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Denzil Uchenna

12 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

Player ratings

Noham Diop keeps on missing

Shots: 6, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

591 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

23 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Noham Diop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Filippo Calvo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Stade Rennais share the spoils with RC Strasbourg

A 1‑1 draw with RC Strasbourg leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

590 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

16 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stade Rennais

7 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Moussa N'Diaye, 33, rolls back the years — 7.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.97 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Angers SCO take the points off Stade Rennais

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

7 goals as Stade Rennais and Angers SCO go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stade Rennais and Angers SCO, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.03. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Mattia Viviani signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mattia Viviani and Stade Rennais agree another 1 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Esteban Lepaul

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Esteban Lepaul, and the manager let it.

In brief

589 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

9 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sébastien Pons keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stade Rennais

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stade Rennais

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Only the photograph left for Richard Dupuis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Richard Dupuis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Loan watch

Marcel Guérin wants to come home

“I did not go to FC Lorient to sit and watch. I want to come back to Stade Rennais and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Toulouse FC

0‑2 to Toulouse FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Mateo Jurić-Petrašilo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hervé Barbier gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

588 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

2 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stade Rennais are in real trouble now

Position 17, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sébastien Pons

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Alidu Seidu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Stade Rennais come up short against Stade Brestois

Stade Brestois left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mervin Gbeme at his very best

Marked 8.88. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stade Rennais

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

587 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stade Rennais refuse to lose, and Mervin Gbeme leads them

The 2-goal deficit was real and so was the recovery. Mervin Gbeme was at the centre of it, FC Metz were at the end of it, and everybody who left early will hear about this one for years.

Player ratings

Both of them Mervin Gbeme's — 9.28

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.28, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noham Diop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noham Diop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 38, rolls back the years — 8.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.00 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Raymond Leroux: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais see off FC Metz

Three points for Stade Rennais, 3‑2 the final word against FC Metz in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

Stade Rennais are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

586 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Albert Grønbæk, 36, rolls back the years — 8.84

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.84 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sébastien Pons

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Albert Grønbæk’s goal not enough for Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Le Havre AC, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

The one thing Noham Diop could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The Albert Grønbæk story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Albert Grønbæk signs something — a contract at Stade Rennais or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

585 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Rennais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Rennais is running low.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Richard Dupuis is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against OGC Nice

1‑3 to OGC Nice, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Anthony Rouault

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Mervin Gbeme

Marked 8.79 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

584 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

5 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

13 seasons of Anthony Rouault

430 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stade Rennais know what they have.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Albert Grønbæk and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Olympique de Marseille

1‑2 to Olympique de Marseille, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mervin Gbeme

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Noham Diop could have had three

6 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

583 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

28 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 36 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 36 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noham Diop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sébastien Pons

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Stade Rennais agree a free transfer for Kaïl Boudache

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against RC Lens

0‑1 to RC Lens, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Albert Grønbæk

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna could have had three

8 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

582 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

21 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Stade Rennais bow out of the cup

Stade Lavallois go through and Stade Rennais go home, 3‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Christofer Babela Tsembo scores twice — 8.98

Two goals and a mark of 8.98 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Christofer Babela Tsembo among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Christofer Babela Tsembo on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stade Rennais and Stade Lavallois.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mervin Gbeme at his very best

Marked 8.86. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

Player ratings

Ilies Bouramala was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.50. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Hervé Robert gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

581 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

14 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A day Denzil Uchenna will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stade Rennais

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Only the photograph left for Richard Dupuis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Richard Dupuis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Stade Rennais find a way past Monaco

Monaco made Stade Rennais work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑3 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Mikey Allen’s move to Nimes falls through

The deal that would have taken Mikey Allen to Nimes has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Stade Rennais with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

In brief

580 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

7 Sep 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier damages knee ligaments — 57 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 57 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Randal Kolo Muani yet — 8.48

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.48 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Match

5 matches without a win for Stade Rennais

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Stade Rennais are no longer polite ones.

Market

Only the photograph left for Guilherme Lino

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Guilherme Lino will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Raymond Leroux’s move to FC Metz falls through

The deal that would have taken Raymond Leroux to FC Metz has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Stade Rennais with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Match

Stade Rennais are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

In brief

579 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Esteban Lepaul

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Stade Rennais

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Chamois Niortais kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Stade Rennais will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Market

Noham Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna scores twice — 8.36

Two goals and a mark of 8.36 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Randal Kolo Muani, 38, rolls back the years — 9.02

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.02 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

François Thomas: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

578 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Esteban Lepaul

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Albert Grønbæk, 36, rolls back the years — 8.36

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.36 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Rüfət Abdullazadə asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from FC Lorient for Raymond Leroux was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Marcel Guérin attracts admirers

The name of Marcel Guérin has come up in conversations Stade Rennais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

Honours even between Stade Rennais and FC Nantes

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

577 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

17 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Esteban Lepaul

39 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Noham Diop: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcel Guérin

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcel Guérin will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from AS Nancy for François Thomas was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Stade Rennais

13 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Stade Rennais promote Benoît Huet from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Benoît Huet has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

576 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Esteban Lepaul

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Rennais

Position 16 and 32 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Guilherme Lino is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

AS Nancy watching François Thomas

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Stade Rennais have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

575 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Esteban Lepaul

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Noham Diop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bruno Poirier is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Sébastien Pons attracts admirers

The name of Sébastien Pons has come up in conversations Stade Rennais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

574 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Esteban Lepaul

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Rennais lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Raymond Leroux puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from FC Nantes for Sébastien Pons was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Mikhail Volkov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

573 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

20 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Rennais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Rennais is running low.

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from RC Strasbourg for Marcel Guérin was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for François Thomas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. François Thomas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

572 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Stade Rennais are in real trouble now

Position 16, 32 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Alexandr Deryugin asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Andrew Sainte-Marie says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Guilherme Lino

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Guilherme Lino will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

571 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noham Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

10 seasons of Albert Grønbæk

337 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stade Rennais know what they have.

Market

Mikey Allen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Alidu Seidu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alidu Seidu and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years.

Market

Stade Rennais turn down FC Metz for François Thomas

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

In brief

570 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 59 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 59 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mikhail Volkov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mikhail Volkov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

François Thomas attracts admirers

The name of François Thomas has come up in conversations Stade Rennais were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

No hiding place for Hervé Barbier

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Hervé Barbier, and the manager let it.

In brief

569 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stade Rennais

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

François Thomas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Marcel Guérin’s move to FC Lorient falls through

The deal that would have taken Marcel Guérin to FC Lorient has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Stade Rennais with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

568 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

15 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 73 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 73 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Stade Rennais are in real trouble now

Position 16, 32 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Henri Moreau: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from FC Metz for Sébastien Pons was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Guilherme Lino has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Stade Rennais to lose Guilherme Lino for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Guilherme Lino has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

567 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 80 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 80 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stade Rennais can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noham Diop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noham Diop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alidu Seidu has been here 13 seasons

286 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hervé Robert stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Hervé Robert and Stade Rennais agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

FC Metz join the queue for Sébastien Pons

Add another name to the list: FC Metz have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sébastien Pons. The answer from Stade Rennais has not changed — yet.

Market

Clermont Foot are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Stade Rennais will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Boardroom

Stade Rennais pull $8.4M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

In brief

566 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

1 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 87 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 87 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

13 seasons of Alidu Seidu

286 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stade Rennais know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Sébastien Pons has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Mikhail Volkov has agreed to leave Stade Rennais for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Noham Diop is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

565 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

25 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 94 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 94 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stade Rennais

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

564 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 101 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 101 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Rennais

Position 16 and 32 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Hervé Barbier says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

563 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

11 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 108 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 108 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noham Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Christofer Babela Tsembo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

562 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Hervé Poirier keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sébastien Pons

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sébastien Pons will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

561 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

27 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Rennais

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Rennais is running low.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

560 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 129 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 129 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Rennais

Position 16 and 32 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

559 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandr Temirov damages knee ligaments — 136 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 136 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noham Diop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Esteban Lepaul gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Henri Moreau linked with a move away

The name of Henri Moreau keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stade Rennais say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

558 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stade Rennais throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with LOSC Lille the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Stade Rennais will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Isaac Collins Isoa's — 8.90

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.90, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.54 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Randal Kolo Muani yet — 8.14

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sébastien Pons

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sébastien Pons will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noham Diop

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.69, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Denzil Uchenna

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

557 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Raymond Leroux says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Noham Diop is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Noham Diop’s goal not enough for Stade Rennais

Noham Diop scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Olympique Lyonnais, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Isaac Collins Isoa in the eights

A performance of 8.63 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noham Diop

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.47, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

The Albert Grønbæk question follows Stade Rennais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Albert Grønbæk’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

556 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stade Rennais sink to position 16

31 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Alidu Seidu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noham Diop is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.39 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Rennais find a way past Paris Saint-Germain

Paris Saint-Germain made Stade Rennais work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noham Diop

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.90, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Denzil Uchenna

Marked 8.07 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Denzil Uchenna answers Paris Saint-Germain immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Denzil Uchenna had Stade Rennais level again within 2 minutes, and Paris Saint-Germain never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

555 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mikey Allen

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noham Diop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noham Diop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Hervé Poirier at 21 — 7.74

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Hervé Poirier did not need any: 7.74, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Marc Joly says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Stade Rennais come up short against RC Strasbourg

RC Strasbourg left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Albert Grønbæk

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Mervin Gbeme

4 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

554 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Albert Grønbæk settles it late for Stade Rennais

The 88th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Albert Grønbæk decided nobody was going anywhere. Angers SCO had no time left to answer.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Albert Grønbæk yet — 9.46

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.46 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.57 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Albert Grønbæk and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Sébastien Pons is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Stade Rennais find a way past Angers SCO

Angers SCO made Stade Rennais work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme in the eights

A performance of 9.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

553 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Rennais boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Mattia Viviani: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Albert Grønbæk and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Toulouse FC

0‑1 to Toulouse FC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The one thing Noham Diop could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The Albert Grønbæk question follows Stade Rennais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Albert Grønbæk’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

552 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Stade Rennais sink to position 16

25 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.53 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Filippo Calvo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Stade Brestois

1‑2 to Stade Brestois, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mervin Gbeme at his very best

Marked 8.83. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

In brief

551 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

16 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Noham Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Alexandr Deryugin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Rennais may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is carrying Stade Rennais

14 goals and a season average of 7.50. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stade Rennais and FC Metz in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mervin Gbeme at his very best

Marked 9.07. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

550 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Sébastien Pons has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Alidu Seidu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Franco Iannuzzi gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Franco Iannuzzi has just signed for Stade Rennais, and for once the answer mattered.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Noham Diop at his very best

Marked 8.67. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stade Rennais.

Match

Honours even between Stade Rennais and Le Havre AC

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

549 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

2 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Mervin Gbeme takes the afternoon — 8.86

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Mervin Gbeme provided it, and the 8.86 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Didier Roche says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Randal Kolo Muani yet — 8.24

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.24 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is carrying Stade Rennais

13 goals and a season average of 7.46. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Monaco expected to open talks for Hervé Robert

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Stade Rennais will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Match

Stade Rennais share the spoils with OGC Nice

A 2‑2 draw with OGC Nice leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

548 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Stade Rennais

Beaten 0‑5 by Olympique de Marseille, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Stade Rennais are in real trouble now

Position 16, 22 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Esteban Lepaul says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from AS Nancy for Sébastien Pons was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stade Rennais

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mervin Gbeme

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

547 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

19 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

David Durand breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Noham Diop is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Rüfət Abdullazadə puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

US Creteil come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stade Rennais did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Anthony Rouault

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anthony Rouault, and the manager let it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Noham Diop

10 goals and a season average of 7.35 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against RC Lens

0‑1 to RC Lens, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

546 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stade Rennais throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Red Star the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Stade Rennais will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

David Durand breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Noham Kamara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Stade Rennais say no — this time

The offer from US Creteil for Richard Dupuis was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Randal Kolo Muani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Red Star

3‑4 to Red Star, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Noham Kamara in the eights

A performance of 8.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

545 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Noham Kamara's — 8.93

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.93, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

David Durand breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Anthony Rouault, 35, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noham Kamara the difference as Stade Rennais beat AJ Auxerre

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Noham Kamara. 3‑1 against AJ Auxerre, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Noham Diop is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.33 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Denzil Uchenna

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Sochaux expected to open talks for Hervé Robert

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Stade Rennais will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

544 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Denzil Uchenna wins it after the whistle should have gone

92 minutes played. Denzil Uchenna found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Tours went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Match

Stade Rennais are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 7 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Hervé Poirier says Stade Rennais went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mervin Gbeme is carrying Stade Rennais

11 goals and a season average of 7.45. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Denzil Uchenna sends Stade Rennais past Tours

It finished 3‑2, and it was Denzil Uchenna’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Stade Rennais.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mervin Gbeme

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The terraces

Stade Rennais supporters have found a favourite in Hervé Robert

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Hervé Robert has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

543 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Noham Diop has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

6 matches without a win for Stade Rennais

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Stade Rennais are no longer polite ones.

Match

Stade Rennais are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Mervin Gbeme

10 goals and a season average of 7.39 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

One of those days for Mervin Gbeme

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.73, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noham Kamara

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.75, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

542 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Noham Diop scores twice — 8.60

Two goals and a mark of 8.60 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Noham Kamara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Stade Rennais

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Stade Rennais and FC Nantes in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

In brief

541 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Rennais

Position 16 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Albert Grønbæk, 35, rolls back the years — 8.85

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.85 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Hervé Robert has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stade Rennais they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Alidu Seidu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alidu Seidu and Stade Rennais agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Rennais's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Rennais has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

LOSC Lille take the points off Stade Rennais

Beaten 3‑5, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

540 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Albert Grønbæk yet — 8.21

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Noham Diop was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.79. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Esteban Lepaul falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais share the spoils with Olympique Lyonnais

A 2‑2 draw with Olympique Lyonnais leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Albert Grønbæk question follows Stade Rennais around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Albert Grønbæk’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna could have had three

10 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

539 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 15 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 49 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The cup run ends for Stade Rennais

2‑2 against Le Havre AC, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noham Diop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noham Diop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Albert Grønbæk, 35, rolls back the years — 8.79

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.79 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Rüfət Abdullazadə hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Rennais can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mohamed Soumah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andrew Sainte-Marie

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

538 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 56 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Noham Kamara puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Rennais, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rüfət Abdullazadə: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stade Rennais see off RC Strasbourg

Three points for Stade Rennais, 2‑1 the final word against RC Strasbourg in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Noham Diop in the eights

A performance of 8.92 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 8. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The Stade Rennais production line keeps running

121 graduates out of an academy now rated 15 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

537 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Hervé Robert is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Rennais is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Albert Grønbæk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stade Rennais against Angers SCO

1‑3 to Angers SCO, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Anthony Rouault

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anthony Rouault, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Esteban Lepaul is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Noham Diop was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.61. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Stade Rennais

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Player ratings

Denzil Uchenna could have had three

9 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

536 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 13 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Rennais

Randal Kolo Muani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Stade Rennais come up short against Toulouse FC

Toulouse FC left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme in the eights

A performance of 8.82 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Noham Diop was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.46. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Noham Diop answers Toulouse FC immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Noham Diop had Stade Rennais level again within 4 minutes, and Toulouse FC never got to play with a lead at all.

Market

The Anthony Rouault talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Stade Rennais know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

535 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Hervé Barbier

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Noham Diop

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Noham Diop will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Rennais the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Moussa N'Diaye

28 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Anthony Rouault, 35, rolls back the years — 8.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.00 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Isaac Collins Isoa

Defensive actions: 25. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Randal Kolo Muani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Rennais training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Grønbæk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Noham Kamara

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.87, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

534 Edition

The Stade Rennais Courier

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Randal Kolo Muani out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Rennais will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No mercy from Stade Rennais

FC Metz will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Stade Rennais were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Hervé Barbier keeps Stade Rennais in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Noham Kamara takes the afternoon — 9.15

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Noham Kamara provided it, and the 9.15 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Mervin Gbeme scores twice — 9.04

Two goals and a mark of 9.04 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Noham Kamara asks to leave Stade Rennais

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Andrew Sainte-Marie: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Rennais have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Anthony Rouault yet — 8.14

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Albert Grønbæk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Rennais this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief