The Valerenga Gazette
Player ratings26 Jun 2028
Filip Thorvaldsen runs at them all day
Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.
Squad26 Jun 2028
Aaron Kiil Olsen in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valerenga this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Squad26 Jun 2028
The manager makes an example of Brice Ambina
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Match24 Jun 2028
Stabaek take the points off Valerenga
Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.
Squad26 Jun 2028
Petter Strand falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Loan watch26 Jun 2028
Taha Usman counts the days
“I watch every Valerenga game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at OB runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.
Player ratings26 Jun 2028
Lucas Ravn-Haren turns it into his own net
Nobody's fault and entirely his: a goal that goes into the book with his name against it and nothing about it intended. Valerenga deserved better, and so did he.
Squad26 Jun 2028
Oscar Hedvall has become a man the manager trusts
Nobody at Valerenga will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.
Market26 Jun 2028
The Henrik Bjørdal talk will not go away
Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Valerenga know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.
In brief
- Player ratings An afternoon Omar Bully will want back
- Market Still no signature from Vegar Eggen Hedenstad
- Boardroom The Valerenga production line keeps running