Jesse Bal

Striker - Volendam
9 Nov 2035
Friday
Process

Marked for Jesse Bal

484 Edition

The Volendam Post

5 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Yulián Acosta has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Patrick Stengs runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tiago Dantas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volendam this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Mostafa El Aash's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Volendam are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Jeremiah Esajas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jeevan Badwal reaches 100 appearances

100 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

The dugout

Max du Puy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Two points walk out of the ground

Level with 85 minutes on the clock, after an afternoon Volendam had all but put away. Den Bosch will call it a point earned; the home dressing room will call it two given away, and both of them are right.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Jesse Bal

A mark of 7.43, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

Back issues
482 Edition

The Volendam Post

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Only the photograph left for Yevhen Maiakov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yevhen Maiakov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Daniel Bielica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mostafa El Aash wants one last season at home

Every long career reaches the week the last one is thought about. He would like it to be where he started, and Volendam know now that the thought has arrived.

The dugout

Jesse Bal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Jong PSV take the points off Volendam

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Akin Özcan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Volendam pick somebody else ahead of Memphis Gakpo

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

The Raphaël Sarfo question follows Volendam around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Raphaël Sarfo’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

479 Edition

The Volendam Post

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Leon Smars

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Leon Smars will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Robin De Roon, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.63

A mark of 7.63 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leon Smars was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Robin De Roon

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Volendam get the job done against TOP Oss

A 2‑0 win over TOP Oss, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Stengs

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Leon Smars

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leon Smars, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jesse Bal

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

478 Edition

The Volendam Post

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Yevhen Maiakov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yevhen Maiakov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Tiago Dantas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Patrick Stengs was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Jeremiah Esajas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of David Min

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Interim Coach was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Volendam dressing room was either.

Player ratings

The one thing Jesse Bal could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Match

Point won or two lost for Volendam?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against VVV-Venlo? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

The Raphaël Sarfo question follows Volendam around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Raphaël Sarfo’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

474 Edition

The Volendam Post

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Robin De Roon has said yes to MVV Maastricht

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Volendam have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

An offer of $5.5M for Nacho Ferri

Volendam have gone to Utrecht with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

The dugout

Krein Stekhuizen says Volendam went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Amīn-Elias Gröller due for a Volendam medical

Everything agreed with Feyenoord, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeremiah Esajas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Emmen take the points off Volendam

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jayden Candelaria

Volendam asked and Feyenoord said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Robin De Roon signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Robin De Roon commits to Volendam for another 5 years.

In brief

468 Edition

The Volendam Post

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jesse Bal out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Volendam will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Michée Ndembi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Djalil El Makrini puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Volendam, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Memphis Babel will not be coming to Volendam

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at PSV is saying, and nobody at Volendam is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Daniel Bielica in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volendam this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Volendam rebuffed over Sem van Duijn

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AZ have kept their man, and Volendam go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leon Smars was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of David Min

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Home is on Pablo Silva's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Volendam are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

467 Edition

The Volendam Post

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Jesse Bal breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

Memphis Babel due for a Volendam medical

Everything agreed with PSV, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Daniel Bielica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Feyenoord tell Volendam: Jayden Candelaria is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leon Smars was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Volendam and Michée Ndembi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Transfer targets

Volendam ask about Sem van Duijn

A loan enquiry to AZ: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Devy Hendrikx gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock does Leon Smars’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Volendam could ask drops and the wages Leon Smars can ask rise.

In brief

466 Edition

The Volendam Post

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Jesse Bal out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Volendam will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Kristian Pedersen asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Leon Smars was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mostafa El Aash wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Volendam know it.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Bielica is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Volendam: Loum Tchaouna is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Still no ink between Volendam and Leon Smars

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Volendam, another week without a signature from Leon Smars.

Transfer targets

Volendam ask about Sem van Duijn

A loan enquiry to AZ: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Volendam try to borrow Rayan Zekri

Vitesse have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

  • Transfer targets A loan move for Kevin Bizoza is in the works
  • Boardroom 8 new boys at the Volendam academy
  • The dugout Sem Valk knocks on the manager's door
465 Edition

The Volendam Post

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

35 days out for Jesse Bal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Volendam will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Krein Stekhuizen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Yevhen Maiakov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Bielica was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Niklas Pyyhtiä

Volendam asked and Ajax said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Sem Valk was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Yulián Acosta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Volendam ask about Hans Carrasco

A loan enquiry to Twente: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

Still no signature from Michée Ndembi

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Volendam could get for him.

In brief

464 Edition

The Volendam Post

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jesse Bal breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Guus Dost damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Michée Ndembi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Michée Ndembi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Pablo Silva puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Volendam, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Rayan Zekri is a medical away from Volendam

The deal with Vitesse is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

Michée Ndembi signs for Heracles while still at Volendam

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Michée Ndembi has agreed terms with Heracles for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A falling-out at Volendam

Tiago Dantas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ajax tell Volendam: Yoann Cathline is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Eyes on Robin De Roon again

The phone has started ringing about Robin De Roon again, and this time the name on the line is Helmond Sport. Volendam are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

463 Edition

The Volendam Post

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

49 days out for Jesse Bal after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Volendam will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Guus Dost damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Volendam turn down De Graafschap for Ralf Simon

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Memphis Babel will not be coming to Volendam

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at PSV is saying, and nobody at Volendam is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Tiago Dantas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Bielica is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Vitesse tell Volendam: Ro-Zangelo Daal is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Akin Özcan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Akin Özcan, and the manager let it.

Market

Volendam and Michée Ndembi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

459 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

14 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Jesse Bal’s exile

20 goals in 33 games at Volendam — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Almere City updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Market

Only the photograph left for George Chubinidze

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. George Chubinidze will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Enry Hernández and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Jerayno Schaken gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ismail Jakobs is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 35 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Squad

Kevin Ehlers wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Almere City know it.

The dugout

Yahia Fofana gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Yahia Fofana is on it.

Market

Talks stall between Almere City and Bruno López

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

458 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kevin Mac Allister hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mattia Huqi

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mattia Huqi will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Furkan Ulutaş was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Matthew Mparaganda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ismail Jakobs wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Almere City know it.

The dugout

Matthew Mparaganda has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Almere City will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Almere City and Julius Nielsen are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Jerayno Schaken knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Almere City, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp question follows Almere City around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

458 Edition

The Volendam Post

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kevin van Burgsteden is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Volendam is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Leon Smars falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Jeevan Badwal's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Volendam are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

No place for Yulián Acosta in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Yulián Acosta has his answer from Volendam; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Max du Puy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Volendam and Michée Ndembi

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Volendam, another week without a signature from Michée Ndembi.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Jesse Bal

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Jesse Bal has come out of that comparison in the side, and Volendam have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Match

Honours even between Volendam and Heracles

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Luuk Dijks
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout The plan did not have a place for Tiago Dantas
456 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pim Bruggink asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Noah Rwabuzisoni has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Loan watch

Jesse Bal keeps scoring at Volendam

31 appearances away from home and 19 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Player ratings

Furkan Ulutaş runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bruno López in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Almere City end the wait against Dordrecht

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Almere City see off Dordrecht

Three points for Almere City, 1‑0 the final word against Dordrecht in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Home is on Kevin Mac Allister's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Almere City are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

456 Edition

The Volendam Post

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A day Jesse Bal will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

The dugout

Devy Hendrikx says Volendam went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Yevhen Maiakov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Volendam is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Volendam

Tiago Dantas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Daniel Bielica falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jesse Bal

Marked 9.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Volendam find a way past Jong Ajax

Jong Ajax made Volendam work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Patrick Stengs

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

Interim Coach has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Interim Coach on a 3‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

454 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ramiro Bertalmio hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Ramiro Bertalmio: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Almere City have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mattia Huqi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Almere City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Almere City

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Almere City are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Almere City

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Loan watch

16 goals on loan for Jesse Bal

29 appearances at Volendam and the goals keep coming. Almere City are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Luc Netten was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Almere City against Utrecht

0‑2 to Utrecht, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

452 Edition

The Volendam Post

26 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Nowhere to hide for Volendam

0‑3 against Jong AZ, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Jong AZ end the Volendam run at 10

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 10 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Market

Yevhen Maiakov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Patrick Stengs is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.05 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Volendam know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

A falling-out at Volendam

Leon Smars and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Appearance number 200 for Jesse Bal

200 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

Squad

Akin Özcan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mostafa El Aash

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Volendam dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

450 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

16 days out for Patrik Andersen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Almere City will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

George Chubinidze hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Mattia Huqi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A move János Uram would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. János Uram is living that version at Almere City, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Jesse Bal keeps scoring at Volendam

26 appearances away from home and 15 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Bruno López and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Jerayno Schaken gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Sparta Rotterdam take the points off Almere City

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

450 Edition

The Volendam Post

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Volendam

Helmond Sport will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Volendam were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Jesse Bal takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Volendam up to position 3

57 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Krein Stekhuizen asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Patrick Stengs at 21 — 7.80

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Patrick Stengs did not need any: 7.80, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Volendam

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Tiago Dantas yet — 7.80

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.80 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Kevin van Burgsteden has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Tiago Dantas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Player ratings One of those days for Jesse Bal
  • Squad Daniel Bielica falls out with a teammate over standards
  • Looking ahead Top-of-the-table clash for Volendam
447 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Patrik Andersen out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Almere City will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Pim Bruggink hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Sigurjón Mogensen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Almere City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Mattia Huqi has agreed to leave Almere City for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Enry Hernández — 7.51

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.51 beside his name.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Jerayno Schaken and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jared Westveer

Almere City asked and Roda said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Almere City find a way past Cambuur

Cambuur made Almere City work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

446 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

44 days out for Patrik Andersen after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Almere City will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Almere City say no — this time

The offer from RKC Waalwijk for Noah Rwabuzisoni was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Kasper Boogaard will not be coming to Almere City

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Feyenoord is saying, and nobody at Almere City is enjoying the guessing.

Match

No end in sight to Almere City's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Almere City has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matthew Mparaganda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Youri Regeer

Almere City asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Luc Netten was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Excelsior take the points off Almere City

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jerayno Schaken

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jerayno Schaken, and the manager let it.

In brief

444 Edition

The Volendam Post

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Jesse Bal scores twice — 8.64

Two goals and a mark of 8.64 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Transfer targets

No deal for Jacob Ondrejka at that price

Volendam offered $5.0M; Ajax said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matvey Zakharzhevskiy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matvey Zakharzhevskiy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Justin Devenny

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Volendam have done the hard part with Ajax, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

An offer of $48.0K for Noa Engels

Volendam have gone to Heracles with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Patrick Stengs is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.00 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Volendam know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Laurent Boyata gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Laurent Boyata has just signed for Volendam, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Roda tell Volendam: Jared Westveer is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Daniel Bielica falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

443 Edition

The Volendam Post

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Steven Timber breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Robin De Roon has said yes to Willem II

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Volendam have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Chahid Mrijina has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Chahid Mrijina signs for Heerenveen while still at Volendam

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Chahid Mrijina has agreed terms with Heerenveen for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Volendam walk away from Levi Smans

$890.0K was the most the club would pay and Feyenoord were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Tiago Dantas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Volendam make their move for Jared Westveer

$250.0K on the table at Roda. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Raphaël Sarfo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Yulián Acosta wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Volendam can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

441 Edition

The Volendam Post

8 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Steven Timber out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Volendam will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Both of them Jesse Bal's — 8.62

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.62, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Saverio Domanico has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Tiago Dantas, 34, rolls back the years — 8.21

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.21 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Tarek Loufti hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

An offer of $1.1M for Josh Doig

Volendam have gone to Feyenoord with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

Iñaki Teijido is a medical away from Volendam

The deal with ADO Den Haag is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Volendam make their move for Levi Smans

$890.0K on the table at Feyenoord. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A move Max du Puy would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Max du Puy is living that version at Volendam, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief

440 Edition

The Volendam Post

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kevin van Burgsteden asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Patrick Stengs at 21 — 7.75

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Patrick Stengs did not need any: 7.75, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Donny Brobbey says Volendam went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Daniel Bielica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Raphaël Sarfo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

David Min the difference as Volendam beat RKC Waalwijk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Min. 2‑0 against RKC Waalwijk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Number 50 for Jesse Bal

50 goals for this club, and somewhere in the stand there is a person who can still tell you where they were for most of them.

Squad

Tim Klaassen out for 33 days

The medical room confirms 33 days on the sidelines for Tim Klaassen, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Volendam at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 6, 33 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

In brief

437 Edition

The Volendam Post

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

3 goals for Jesse Bal

The match ball belongs to Jesse Bal, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Player ratings

Tiago Dantas, 33, rolls back the years — 8.37

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.37 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Patrick Stengs, 21, steals the show — 7.60

Marked 7.60 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Praise Israël arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Praise Israël has, at Volendam, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Market

Only the photograph left for Simon Francis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Simon Francis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Simon Francis has agreed to leave Volendam for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Leon Smars was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jesse Bal among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Jesse Bal on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Volendam and Jong Ajax.

Match

Volendam get the job done against Jong Ajax

A 4‑2 win over Jong Ajax, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

432 Edition

The Volendam Post

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tiago Dantas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tiago Dantas and Volendam agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Robin De Roon has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Daniel Bielica falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Stengs

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Jesse Bal the difference as Volendam beat Helmond Sport

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jesse Bal. 1‑0 against Helmond Sport, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Jesse Bal

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Volendam told Jesse Bal something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Player ratings

Jesse Bal takes the honours

Marked 7.67 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Volendam had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

A falling-out at Volendam

Kenneth Malen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Raphaël Sarfo

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Raphaël Sarfo has come out of that comparison in the side, and Volendam have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

427 Edition

The Volendam Post

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Tomasz Walczak is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Volendam is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Saverio Domanico hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Patrick Stengs runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Raphaël Sarfo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Raphaël Sarfo and Volendam agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Raphaël Sarfo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Chahid Mrijina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Volendam and Michée Ndembi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Squad

Volendam have started building around Jesse Bal

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

In brief

425 Edition

The Volendam Post

18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Tiago Dantas, 33, rolls back the years — 8.25

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.25 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

The dugout

Matvey Zakharzhevskiy says Volendam went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

James Lewis has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

James Lewis signs for Almere City while still at Volendam

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. James Lewis has agreed terms with Almere City for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Raphaël Sarfo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Volendam rebuffed over Jan Faberski

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AZ have kept their man, and Volendam go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Tiago Dantas sends Volendam past Emmen

It finished 1‑0, and it was Tiago Dantas’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Volendam.

Squad

The decline has begun for Bilal Ould-Chikh

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 37 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Volendam is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

In brief

423 Edition

The Volendam Post

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The interim tag comes off Interim Coach

Volendam interviewed the field and appointed the corridor: Interim Coach keeps the job he had been doing in all but title. Sometimes the safest pair of hands is the one already holding the wheel.

Market

Tomasz Walczak is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Volendam is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Saverio Domanico asks to leave Volendam

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Octavio Alfonso

Volendam asked and Feyenoord said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Volendam close the window on a squad of their own making

21 in and 28 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Dess Engel gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Dess Engel has just signed for Volendam, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Bielica was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Volendam come up short against Jong Utrecht

Jong Utrecht left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Georginio Gravenberch was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

422 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

28 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Patrik Andersen

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Almere City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jesse Bal agrees terms with Den Bosch

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Almere City people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

Almere City make home a hard place to visit

14 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Market

Dino Trotta hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Dino Trotta: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Almere City have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Alexandre Tverdohlebov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Almere City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Almere City rebuffed over Sacha Contena

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. ADO Den Haag have kept their man, and Almere City go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matthew Mparaganda was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Almere City see off Heerenveen

Three points for Almere City, 1‑0 the final word against Heerenveen in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

419 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jesse Bal asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Almere City say no — this time

The offer from Dordrecht for Jesse Bal was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The dugout

Luis Segura frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Luis Segura has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Matthew Mparaganda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Luís Fernandes signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Luís Fernandes and Almere City agree another 4 years.

Transfer targets

Ajax tell Almere City: Skye Vink is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Cambuur join the queue for Pim Bruggink

Add another name to the list: Cambuur have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Pim Bruggink. The answer from Almere City has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Luis Segura and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Volendam expected to open talks for Alexandre Tverdohlebov

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Almere City will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

418 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luis Segura asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Jesse Bal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Almere City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Transfer targets

Marten Babel will not be coming to Almere City

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Ajax is saying, and nobody at Almere City is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Feyenoord tell Almere City: Alejandro Francés is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Luc Netten in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Volendam join the queue for Alexandre Tverdohlebov

Add another name to the list: Volendam have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Alexandre Tverdohlebov. The answer from Almere City has not changed — yet.

Squad

Ramiro Bertalmio wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Almere City can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Zakaria Ouazane is in the works

Almere City have made the call to AZ. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

417 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Jared Westveer

Almere City and Roda have settled on $240.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

So close: Pim Bruggink’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Cambuur moved on, Pim Bruggink reports back to Almere City, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Market

Heerenveen watching Jesse Bal

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Almere City have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexandre Penetra

Almere City asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Luc Netten was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Pim Bruggink frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Pim Bruggink has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jerayno Schaken

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jerayno Schaken, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Almere City try to borrow Marten Babel

Ajax have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

415 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jesse Bal agrees terms with Go Ahead Eagles

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Almere City people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luís Fernandes

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luís Fernandes will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Jesse Bal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Almere City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Luis Segura frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Luis Segura has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Groningen tell Almere City: Alexandre Stanić is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Cambuur join the queue for Pim Bruggink

Add another name to the list: Cambuur have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Pim Bruggink. The answer from Almere City has not changed — yet.

Squad

Anssi Suhonen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kevin Mac Allister wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Almere City can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

In brief

414 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Jared Westveer

The deal with Roda died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Market

Pim Bruggink puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Almere City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Telstar come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Almere City did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Noah Tamsamani moves on

Twente pay $390.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Volendam join the queue for Jesse Bal

Add another name to the list: Volendam have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Jesse Bal. The answer from Almere City has not changed — yet.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Almere City rebuffed over Iñaki Teijido

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. ADO Den Haag have kept their man, and Almere City go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

Lyen Ferrant will join Almere City for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Lyen Ferrant has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Almere City have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Luc Netten in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

413 Edition

The Volendam Post

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Karim Mperanyi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Volendam they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Andreas Simoens hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Jesse Bal is a medical away from Volendam

The deal with Almere City is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Daniel Bielica and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tiago Dantas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Saverio Domanico wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Volendam hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Transfer targets

AZ tell Volendam: Alonzo Engwanda is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Patrick Stengs gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock does Karim Mperanyi’s negotiating for him

2 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Volendam could ask drops and the wages Karim Mperanyi can ask rise.

In brief

412 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Luuk Depay damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jesse Bal agrees terms with Volendam

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Almere City people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Yaid Marhoum hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

Market

RKC Waalwijk come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Almere City did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Anass Hamite has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Mohamed Hamad was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Almere City rebuffed over Sipho Chaine

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Twente have kept their man, and Almere City go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jerayno Schaken

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jerayno Schaken, and the manager let it.

In brief

412 Edition

The Volendam Post

19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Volendam has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Only the photograph left for Finn Verhoeven

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Finn Verhoeven will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Volendam the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Thaliro Hitipeuw will not be coming to Volendam

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Helmond Sport is saying, and nobody at Volendam is enjoying the guessing.

Boardroom

Andreas Simoens signs for Telstar while still at Volendam

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Andreas Simoens has agreed terms with Telstar for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Volendam

Daniel Bielica was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tiago Dantas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mostafa El Aash wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Volendam can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Frenkie Brobbey

Volendam asked and PSV said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Volendam try to borrow Jesse Bal

Almere City have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

411 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Luuk Depay damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luís Fernandes

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luís Fernandes will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Almere City say no — this time

The offer from Cambuur for Jesse Bal was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Arnaut De Jong turns down Almere City

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Ajax keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Boardroom

Luís Fernandes signs for Vitesse while still at Almere City

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Luís Fernandes has agreed terms with Vitesse for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

A falling-out at Almere City

Furkan Ulutaş and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Luis Segura frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Luis Segura has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Squad

George Chubinidze gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. George Chubinidze has just signed for Almere City, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

410 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Noah Tamsamani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Almere City to lose Anass Hamite for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Anass Hamite has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Almere City

Mohamed Hamad and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Jesse Bal again

The phone has started ringing about Jesse Bal again, and this time the name on the line is Cambuur. Almere City are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

A move Sieb Jongens would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Sieb Jongens is living that version at Almere City, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matthew Mparaganda was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Luc Netten is a square peg at Almere City

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Transfer targets

Almere City try to borrow Bright van Dijk

NAC Breda have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

Almere City try to borrow Arnaut De Jong

Ajax have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

409 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luis Segura asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Jesse Bal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Almere City agree a free transfer for Bruno López

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Squad

Yaël Mouanga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Pim Bruggink frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Pim Bruggink has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Ramiro Bertalmio wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Almere City know it.

The dugout

Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is on it.

The dugout

Jerayno Schaken knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Almere City, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

408 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

22 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Pim Bruggink asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Daley Dumfries will join Almere City for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Daley Dumfries has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Almere City have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

A falling-out at Almere City

Yaël Mouanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Isak Jensen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Isak Jensen is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jesse Bal

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Jerayno Schaken knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jerayno Schaken trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Almere City know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

A door opens for Mohamed Hamad

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

405 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

1 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Full time on the season at Almere City

Position 8 on 51 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Luis Segura asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Almere City make home a hard place to visit

13 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Market

Jesse Bal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Almere City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Yaël Mouanga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Pim Bruggink frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Pim Bruggink has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Home is on Luis Segura's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Almere City are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Ajax end the Almere City run at 4

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 4 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

In brief

401 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

3 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Almere City out of the cup

Feyenoord ended it 1‑0. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jesse Bal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jesse Bal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody wins at Almere City

11 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

The dugout

Pim Bruggink frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Pim Bruggink has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matthew Mparaganda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Almere City

Yaël Mouanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Oliver Midtgård stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oliver Midtgård and Almere City agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luís Fernandes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luís Fernandes, and the manager let it.

Squad

Ramiro Bertalmio wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Almere City know it.

In brief

400 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

27 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Luis Segura hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Almere City can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Reinhard Young keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Almere City may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Yaël Mouanga in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Almere City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Isak Jensen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Patrik Andersen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Almere City take on the side everybody is chasing

Feyenoord arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

Market

The Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp question follows Almere City around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Looking ahead

Furkan Ulutaş faces his old club

Feyenoord next, and one man in the Almere City dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

398 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

13 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Whatever happens, Almere City do not lose

12 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

David Navarro breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yaël Mouanga

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yaël Mouanga will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Jesse Bal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Almere City have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The run at home goes on for Almere City

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jalal Abdullai is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Almere City beat the market to Luuk Koppert from Dordrecht

Dordrecht will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Luuk Koppert has pre-agreed a move to Almere City, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Yaël Mouanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Almere City end the wait against PSV

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

In brief

397 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

6 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Navarro breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Whatever happens, Almere City do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

12 seasons of Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp

334 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Almere City know what they have.

Market

Jesse Bal has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Almere City's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Almere City has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Jalal Abdullai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jerayno Schaken signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jerayno Schaken and Almere City agree another 4 years.

Match

The goals have deserted Almere City

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Almere City can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Furkan Ulutaş and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

393 Edition

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6 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Almere City march on in the cup

Twente are out and Almere City go through, 1‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

Almere City through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Twente, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Jalal Abdullai scores twice — 8.59

Two goals and a mark of 8.59 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Pim Bruggink says Almere City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Jesse Bal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Almere City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Almere City close the window on a squad of their own making

2 in and 8 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Yahia Fofana signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Yahia Fofana commits to Almere City for another 3 years.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Almere City

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

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391 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

23 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jesse Bal has said yes to Excelsior

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Almere City have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tiago Ferreyra

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tiago Ferreyra will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Almere City agree $230.0K for Jared Westveer

The clubs have shaken hands with Roda; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Luis Segura frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Luis Segura has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

Almere City agree a free transfer for Amine Amgar

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Transfer targets

Almere City rebuffed over Noah Ohio

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Feyenoord have kept their man, and Almere City go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Time is catching up with Jamie Jacobs

Everybody at Almere City saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 36 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Junior Poortvliet and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

390 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

16 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Owen Janssen out for 20 days

20 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Almere City lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Yaël Mouanga has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Almere City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Almere City turn down NAC Breda for Pim Bruggink

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Patrik Andersen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Almere City may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Mahmoud El Alamy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Almere City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Matěj Kovář

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Almere City have done the hard part with Utrecht, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Boardroom

Stavros Gavriel has agreed to leave Almere City for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Almere City

Yaël Mouanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

389 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

9 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Stavros Gavriel damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Noah Tamsamani asks to leave Almere City

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tijme Wessels

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tijme Wessels will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Eyes on Jesse Bal again

The phone has started ringing about Jesse Bal again, and this time the name on the line is Excelsior. Almere City are listening politely and promising nothing.

Boardroom

Junior Poortvliet has agreed to leave Almere City for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jalal Abdullai is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Pim Bruggink frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Pim Bruggink has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jared Westveer

Almere City asked and Roda said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Diego Medina was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

387 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

26 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Stavros Gavriel out for 30 days

30 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Almere City lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Almere City

0‑3 against Ajax, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Tiago Ferreyra is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Almere City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jochem Ritmeester van de Kamp falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Luis Segura frozen out at Almere City

This is not rotation. Luis Segura has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Almere City is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Almere City

Yaël Mouanga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yahia Fofana

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yahia Fofana, and the manager let it.

Market

Jesse Bal told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Jesse Bal has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Almere City.

Match

The half-term report on Almere City

Position 11, 19 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

In brief

386 Edition

The Almere City Chronicle

19 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stavros Gavriel

37 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Almere City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Patrik Andersen sends Almere City through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Patrik Andersen obliged against Utrecht. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Almere City.

Match

Patrik Andersen breaks Utrecht hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Patrik Andersen scored in the 85th minute, Utrecht had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Almere City took the lot.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yaël Mouanga

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yaël Mouanga will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Almere City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Tiago Ferreyra goes up and wins it — 7.58

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.58 for the rest of it.

Player ratings

Patrik Andersen pops up at the right end — 7.69

7.69, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Boardroom

Almere City to lose Yaël Mouanga for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Yaël Mouanga has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Market

Diego Medina wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Words at Almere City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jalal Abdullai is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief