Jonas Mailula

Goalkeeper - Bidco United
27 May 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Jonas Mailula

92 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Nairobi United

Gad Mathews and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Nairobi United against Bidco United

0‑2 to Bidco United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Loan watch

Jonas Mailula: I did not sign for Nairobi United to play for other people

“Every summer it is another club, another set of team-mates, another manager to convince. I have done all that. Now I want a pre-season at Nairobi United and a proper look at me.” He remains Bidco United’s player until the spell runs out — but the argument is with the club that owns him.

The dugout

Victor Chemelil: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Prince Buregeya is still paying for one afternoon at Nairobi United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

Ovella Ochieng was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Prince Buregeya

A mark of 3.99 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

The dugout

No hiding place for John Njuguna

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to John Njuguna, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Nairobi United pick somebody else ahead of Kevin Otiende

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

Back issues
91 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bidco United

Position 18 and 1 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Roh Sang-hyun asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Brian Mboya’s goal not enough for Bidco United

Brian Mboya scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to AFC Leopards, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Munala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Sandile Ndlovu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Luciano Van Heerden frozen out at Bidco United

This is not rotation. Luciano Van Heerden has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Bidco United is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sandile Ndlovu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Samuel Kibwage to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

76 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bernard Jairo has said yes to Bidco United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Nairobi United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Shafic Ssebyala hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nairobi United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Elias Mugane Muriuki

Nairobi United asked and AFC Leopards said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mustafa Kizza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

John Njuguna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bernard Jairo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nairobi United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

John Njuguna asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The John Njuguna question follows Nairobi United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with John Njuguna’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

David Wafula has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Nairobi United will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

75 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Francis Chege out for 58 days

58 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bidco United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

87 days out for Michael Bodo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Abdulhamid Kabiru arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Abdulhamid Kabiru has, at Bidco United, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Banele Mnguni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alvin Mangeni

Bidco United asked and Kenya Police said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Bidco United try to borrow Jonas Mailula

Nairobi United have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Bernard Jairo is in the works

Bidco United have made the call to Nairobi United. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Bidco United try to borrow Aron Kithae

Sofapaka have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

A long bet from Bidco United on Abdulhamid Kabiru

He is 20, and nobody at Bidco United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

75 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Prince Buregeya hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Nairobi United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Nairobi United

Kevin Okumu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Jonas Mailula again

The phone has started ringing about Jonas Mailula again, and this time the name on the line is Bidco United. Nairobi United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words at Nairobi United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. John Njuguna is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Mustafa Kizza knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mustafa Kizza trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Nairobi United keep their word to Jonas Mailula

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

69 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Nairobi United

Dancan Omala and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 113% of the Nairobi United income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Boardroom

Nairobi United counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Nairobi United now.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jonas Mailula

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dancan Omala gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dancan Omala is on it.

The dugout

John Njuguna knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and John Njuguna trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

65 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Jonas Mailula keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Nairobi United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Nairobi United

Michael Karamor was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 120% of everything Nairobi United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Nairobi United

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kevin Otiende

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kevin Otiende, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Dancan Omala gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dancan Omala is on it.

In brief

58 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Nairobi United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Nairobi United close the window on a squad of their own making

2 in and 7 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Nairobi United say no — this time

The offer from Mara Sugar for Bernard Jairo was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Gad Mathews in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nairobi United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

John Njuguna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A month that belonged to Dancan Omala

The young player of the month award goes to a 20-year-old at Nairobi United who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Squad

Manzur Okwaro makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dancan Omala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Michael Karamor linked with a move away

The name of Michael Karamor keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Nairobi United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

55 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Prince Buregeya puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Nairobi United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Mara Sugar take the points off Nairobi United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

John Njuguna falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Victor Chemelil to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Bernard Jairo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nairobi United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

John Njuguna left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; John Njuguna will call it something else in private.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jonas Mailula

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonas Mailula, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Enock Momanyi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Shami Mwinyi's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

36 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Gad Mathews out for 41 days

41 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Nairobi United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

No end in sight to Nairobi United's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Nairobi United has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Michael Karamor scores twice — 8.55

Two goals and a mark of 8.55 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Nairobi United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Words exchanged at Nairobi United

Prince Buregeya and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Time is catching up with Shami Mwinyi

Everybody at Nairobi United saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 34 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Match

Nairobi United caught on 92 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Shabana scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Match

Nairobi United share the spoils with Shabana

A 2‑2 draw with Shabana leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Words at Nairobi United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Frank Ouya is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

35 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Gad Mathews out for 48 days

48 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Nairobi United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

Jonas Mailula: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Nairobi United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mustafa Kizza

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Nairobi United

Yusuf Mainge was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dancan Omala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Shami Mwinyi is still paying for one afternoon at Nairobi United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

20 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

95 days out for Kevin Otiende after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Nairobi United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Yusuf Mainge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nairobi United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Nairobi United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. John Njuguna is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Jonas Mailula gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Benson Omalla question follows Nairobi United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Benson Omalla’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

When it matters, Dancan Omala plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

19 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

102 days out for Kevin Otiende after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Nairobi United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Yusuf Mainge falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Bernard Jairo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Bernard Jairo commits to Nairobi United for another 2 years.

In brief

10 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Michael Karamor leads the rout of Tusker

3‑0, and Michael Karamor took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Nairobi United tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Both of them Michael Karamor's — 8.45

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.45, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Prince Buregeya in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Nairobi United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 183% of the Nairobi United income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

A row about effort at Nairobi United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yusuf Mainge was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Prince Buregeya

Marked 8.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Victor Chemelil, on a 3‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Ernest Mohammed asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Yusuf Mainge

14 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

9 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Nairobi United

Prince Buregeya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nairobi United come up short against Ulinzi Stars

Ulinzi Stars left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Victor Chemelil: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Nairobi United are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

A row about effort at Nairobi United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Frank Ouya was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Enock Momanyi

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for John Njuguna

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to John Njuguna, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Kevin Otiende left out for tactical reasons at Nairobi United

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Squad

Mustafa Kizza speaks, and the room listens

“I am not asking anybody to be better than they are. I am asking everybody to be as good as they are, every week.” Said out loud, in front of everybody, and the room at Nairobi United was different afterwards.

In brief

6 Edition

The Nairobi United Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Tenuka Ranaweera out for 31 days

31 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Nairobi United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 14 in, 2 out at Nairobi United

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 14 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Words at Nairobi United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yusuf Mainge is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Nairobi United

Eric Gichimu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

No place for Donald Ange Paterne in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Nairobi United are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Donald Ange Paterne asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Nairobi United pick up Jonas Mailula for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Jonas Mailula arrives at Nairobi United with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

Market

Still no ink between Nairobi United and Jonas Mailula

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Nairobi United, another week without a signature from Jonas Mailula.

Market

Nairobi United put Herman Mwambegu up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Herman Mwambegu may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief