Josh Landers

Striker - Maccabi Tel Aviv
17 Apr 2036
Thursday
Process

Marked for Josh Landers

486 Edition

The Maccabi Tel Aviv Courier

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Abbosbek Fayzullayev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abbosbek Fayzullayev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Maccabi Tel Aviv the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Maccabi Tel Aviv

Jonas Urbig and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Abdul Fatawu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mario Dorgeles wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Maccabi Tel Aviv can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Maccabi Tel Aviv count the cost of losing Jens Castrop

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

No hiding place for Chibuike Nwaiwu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chibuike Nwaiwu, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Maccabi Tel Aviv are $252.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

Jean-Mattéo Bahoya has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Maccabi Tel Aviv will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Chibuike Nwaiwu is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

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The Maccabi Tel Aviv Courier

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Luke Brooke-Smith asks to leave Maccabi Tel Aviv

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mohamed Koné agrees terms with Beitar Jerusalem

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Maccabi Tel Aviv people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Maccabi Tel Aviv turn down Hapoel Kiryat Shmona for Elad Madmon

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Abdul Fatawu wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Maccabi Tel Aviv hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Josh Landers arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Josh Landers has, at Maccabi Tel Aviv, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words exchanged at Maccabi Tel Aviv

Christ Inao Oulaï and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Maccabi Tel Aviv training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdul Fatawu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Christ Inao Oulaï back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Maccabi Tel Aviv has worked with Christ Inao Oulaï before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

The dugout

Anan Khalaili gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

28 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: David Raya out for 114 days

114 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Newcastle United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Terms done: Mark Travers is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Luton Town waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Newcastle United is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Tyrique George asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Newcastle United turn down Sheffield Wednesday for Tommaso Baldanzi

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Giorgio Scalvini was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Josh Landers

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Josh Landers will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Newcastle United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Brighton

2‑3 to Brighton, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Dexter Lembikisa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tommaso Baldanzi

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

418 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: David Raya out for 142 days

142 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Newcastle United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kaine Kesler Hayden hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Emersonn has said yes to Derby County

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Newcastle United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Queens Park Rangers join the queue for Tommaso Baldanzi

Add another name to the list: Queens Park Rangers have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Tommaso Baldanzi. The answer from Newcastle United has not changed — yet.

Market

Newcastle United say no — this time

The offer from Huddersfield Town for Alasana Yirajang was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Newcastle United

Tyrique George and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Newcastle United have asked about the manager

The approach has gone in and the answer belongs to Gzira United. Business like this is done quietly and reported loudly, and rarely in that order.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tyrique George

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tyrique George, and the manager let it.

Squad

Emersonn wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Newcastle United know it.

In brief

417 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

David Raya damages knee ligaments — 149 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 149 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Terms done: Kaine Kesler Hayden is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and West Ham United waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Newcastle United is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Sheffield Wednesday come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Giorgio Scalvini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Javier Rojas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Javier Rojas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Newcastle United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Huddersfield Town watching Alasana Yirajang

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Boardroom

Newcastle United move for the manager

The approach has been made to Cobreloa and the answer is somebody else's to give. These things are settled in private and reported in public, usually in that order.

Squad

Kaine Kesler Hayden falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Newcastle United are still strangers to each other

12 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

413 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Newcastle United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Newcastle United say no — this time

The offer from Wolverhampton for Kaine Kesler Hayden was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Mark Travers asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Terms done: Josh Landers is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Fulham waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Newcastle United is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Boardroom

Newcastle United write off $5.8M on Manfred Ugalde

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $5.8M of what Newcastle United paid for Manfred Ugalde is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Squad

Giorgio Scalvini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Newcastle United make their move for Vivaldo Semedo

$850.0K on the table at Aston Villa. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Charlie Tasker falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Justin Obikwu arrives at Newcastle United as the heir apparent

Every dressing room knows how to read a signing like this one. Justin Obikwu is not here to sit and wait indefinitely, and the man whose place he has been bought to take knows it better than anyone.

In brief

409 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kaine Kesler Hayden is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Newcastle United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Emersonn asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Newcastle United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Giorgio Scalvini in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Emersonn wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Newcastle United can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

Tyrique George comes back from a loan that worked

18 appearances and 10 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

Squad

A row about effort at Newcastle United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charlie Tasker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

11 new faces, and Newcastle United are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Emersonn gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief