Josh Landers

Striker - Andorra
17 Jul 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Josh Landers

95 Edition

The Andorra Chronicle

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Owen Foster keeps Andorra in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

7 matches without a win for Andorra

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Andorra are no longer polite ones.

Market

João Fidalgo asks to leave Andorra

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Aingeru Olabarrieta runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Víctor Álvarez is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Andorra is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Aingeru Olabarrieta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Andorra this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andorra count the cost of losing Nadjib Baouia

23 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Dani Villahermosa

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Manu Nieto is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.20 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

Back issues
66 Edition

The Andorra Chronicle

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Andorra

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Aingeru Olabarrieta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Andorra this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Girona take the points off Andorra

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Theo runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Costly mistake from Nico Ratti

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Nico Ratti knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Squad

Théo Le Normand gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Theo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Theo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Diego Alende linked with a move away

The name of Diego Alende keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Andorra say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Fousseny Doumbia never got going

5.49 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

62 Edition

The Andorra Chronicle

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Andorra

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Andorra are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Martí Vilà: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Andorra have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nico Ratti

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Eric Curbelo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Eric Curbelo commits to Andorra for another 2 years.

Squad

Aingeru Olabarrieta in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Andorra this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Theo

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Córdoba take the points off Andorra

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Diego Alende linked with a move away

The name of Diego Alende keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Andorra say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Josh Landers never got going

5.44 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

61 Edition

The Andorra Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Nico Ratti keeps Andorra in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Fousseny Doumbia: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Andorra have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

5 matches without a win for Andorra

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Andorra are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Andorra

Aingeru Olabarrieta was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Andorra come up short against Granada

Granada left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Lautaro De León

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lautaro De León, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manu Nieto

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Manu Nieto question follows Andorra around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Manu Nieto’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Theo leaves them behind him

Shots: 5. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

36 Edition

The Andorra Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Andorra run out of patience with Antonio Campos

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Antonio Campos clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Match

12 matches without a win for Andorra

The run now stands at 12, and the questions being asked around Andorra are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Áron Yaakobishvili

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Ignacio Vega steps up at Andorra for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Matteo Ruggeri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Andorra this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manu Nieto

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Diego Alende

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Loan watch

Efe Akman wants to come home

“I did not go to Mirandés to sit and watch. I want to come back to Andorra and fight for my place.” 5 appearances in 12 matches say the rest.

Market

Andorra buy the years ahead of Josh Landers

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

30 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for West Ham United

Position 17 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

El Hadji Malick Diouf hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what West Ham United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gabriel Caliste has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around West Ham United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Axel Disasi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Antony

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Crysencio Summerville in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Keiber Lamadrid gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Josh Landers has seen enough of Liverpool

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at West Ham United, and 3 appearances in 25 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Crysencio Summerville rescues a point for West Ham United

It needed Crysencio Summerville to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Wolverhampton, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

26 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for West Ham United

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mads Hermansen

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

West Ham United are in real trouble now

Position 17, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

El Hadji Malick Diouf asks to leave West Ham United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Crysencio Summerville runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

West Ham United get their man

The chase for Matty Jacob ended with $1.4M changing hands and Hull City out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at West Ham United

Jean-Clair Todibo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

West Ham United come up short against Everton

Everton left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Arsenal expected to open talks for Pablo Felipe

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. West Ham United will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

22 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to West Ham United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at West Ham United has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

The small margins put West Ham United out

Out, 2‑2 to Aston Villa, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

West Ham United are in real trouble now

Position 17, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Alphonse Areola keeps West Ham United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

El Hadji Malick Diouf hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what West Ham United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Axel Disasi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Antony

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for West Ham United against Bournemouth

0‑1 to Bournemouth, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

One of those days for Callum Wilson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.41, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

20 Edition

The Liverpool Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Joe Gomez

Defensive actions: 84. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Dominik Szoboszlai shuts the door

Defensive actions: 54, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Virgil van Dijk

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 43 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Virgil van Dijk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Liverpool this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexander Isak is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 4 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Axel Doku knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Liverpool, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

The one thing Cody Gakpo could not do

Shots: 7, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Josh Landers

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Point won or two lost for Liverpool?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Manchester City? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

18 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

West Ham United sink to position 17

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

El Hadji Malick Diouf asks to leave West Ham United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mads Hermansen keeps West Ham United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to West Ham United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at West Ham United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Axel Disasi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Jarrod Bowen runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Taty Castellanos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 122% of everything West Ham United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Jean-Clair Todibo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

14 Edition

The Liverpool Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Liverpool refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 26 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Liverpool tear Burnley apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑0 against Burnley, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Dominik Szoboszlai shuts the door

Defensive actions: 29, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Josh Landers says Liverpool went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Florian Wirtz raises the bar for Liverpool

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Liverpool heard it as anything else.

Squad

Virgil van Dijk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Liverpool this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Virgil van Dijk

Marked 9.75 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Virgil van Dijk is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.48 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Florian Wirtz

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

14 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to West Ham United's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at West Ham United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alphonse Areola

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for West Ham United

Position 18 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Jean-Clair Todibo raises the bar for West Ham United

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at West Ham United heard it as anything else.

Match

A bad afternoon for West Ham United against Tottenham

0‑1 to Tottenham, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 122% of everything West Ham United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Lewis Orford in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Josh Landers wants to come home

“I did not go to Liverpool to sit and watch. I want to come back to West Ham United and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

Taty Castellanos keeps on missing

Shots: 10, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

10 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alphonse Areola keeps West Ham United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The wait goes on for West Ham United

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at West Ham United

Jean-Clair Todibo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Chelsea take the points off West Ham United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Jean-Clair Todibo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jean-Clair Todibo, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 188% of everything West Ham United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jarrod Bowen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.42, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Loan watch

Josh Landers counts the days

“I watch every West Ham United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Liverpool runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Taty Castellanos leaves them behind him

Shots: 12. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief