John Otieno

Goalkeeper - Bidco United
28 Aug 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for John Otieno

55 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

KCB come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bidco United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

John Otieno agrees terms with Nairobi United

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Bidco United people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

5 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Bidco United to lose Mpho Manare for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Mpho Manare has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidco United

Peter Maker and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

AFC Leopards take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Transfer targets

Posta Rangers tell Bidco United: Eliud Lokuwam is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Simon Munala was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 2‑3 defeat, delivered by David Rupia to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

Back issues
48 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Brian Okeyo breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Brian Okeyo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Michael Bodo says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Paul Odhiambo rejects the move

Bidco United had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Ulinzi Stars, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Izzadin Juma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Peter Maker falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 108% of the Bidco United income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

45 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bidco United

Position 17 and 13 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

7 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Match

7 matches without a goal for Bidco United

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 7 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

6 saves: Mpho Manare was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

John Otieno puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Thomas Wainaina and Bidco United agree another 3 years.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Maker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Gor Mahia

0‑1 to Gor Mahia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

35 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Peter Maker in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kenya Police take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Njabulo Nzimande is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by David Rupia to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

No hiding place for Meshack Karani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Meshack Karani, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Meshack Karani

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Ulinzi Stars in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Oscar Gqeke

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

The dugout

John Otieno knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

30 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

13 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mpho Manare stands alone

12 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidco United

Peter Maker and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Mpho Manare

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Njabulo Nzimande falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Bidco United

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Fidel Origa

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

The dugout

John Otieno gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

David Rupia: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

27 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Meshack Karani puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A move Senzelumusa Sibiya would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Senzelumusa Sibiya is living that version at Bidco United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Boardroom

Bidco United close the window on a squad of their own making

8 in and 0 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Market

Lehlohonolo Sepeng comes home

The shirt still fits. Lehlohonolo Sepeng is back at Bidco United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Market

As if he never left: Senzelumusa Sibiya returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Senzelumusa Sibiya is a Bidco United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

As if he never left: Oscar Gqeke returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Oscar Gqeke is a Bidco United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Senzelumusa Sibiya signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Senzelumusa Sibiya commits to Bidco United for another 3 years.

Transfer targets

Bidco United rebuffed over Kwanele Nayo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Golden Arrows have kept their man, and Bidco United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

26 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Eric Gichimu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bidco United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Bidco United rebuffed over Kofi Patric Ansu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Berekum Chelsea have kept their man, and Bidco United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Sbusiso Mtshali falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Bidco United ask about Christopher Koloti

A loan enquiry to AFC Leopards: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Bidco United are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Market

No place for John Otieno in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” John Otieno has his answer from Bidco United; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Izzadin Juma is a square peg at Bidco United

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

Brian Mboya has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bidco United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

23 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Peter Maker in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alvin Mangeni

Bidco United asked and Kenya Police said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Sbusiso Mtshali

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Bidco United were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sbusiso Mtshali is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Meshack Karani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Meshack Karani, and the manager let it.

Squad

Sbusiso Mtshali is a square peg at Bidco United

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Squad

A step back for Michael Wanjala at Bidco United

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

Eric Gichimu is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidco United has been clear about where Eric Gichimu stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

Open for business: Bidco United enter the window

The registration window is open and the phone has started. Between now and the deadline this club will be linked with forty players and sign three, which is the usual ratio.

In brief

21 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Peter Maker falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Meshack Karani has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Meshack Karani has written the date down.

The dugout

John Otieno knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and John Otieno trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

20 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Meshack Karani signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Meshack Karani commits to Bidco United for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bidco United

Michael Bodo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Michael Wanjala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

19 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

19 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Maker is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bidco United lose Kevin Ouma

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Michael Wanjala stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Wanjala and Bidco United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Meshack Karani gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Michael Wanjala has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Michael Wanjala has written the date down.

In brief

18 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

John Otieno breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Maker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Peter Maker

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Peter Maker, and the manager let it.

Squad

Michael Bodo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 103% of the Bidco United income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Denis Simiyu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Denis Simiyu commits to Bidco United for another 1 years.

In brief

17 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

34 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Meshack Karani says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bidco United

Peter Maker and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Michael Wanjala was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Peter Maker asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Michael Wanjala

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

16 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules John Otieno out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Jacob Onyango keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Maker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Mpho Manare in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Meshack Karani out for 35 days

The medical room confirms 35 days on the sidelines for Meshack Karani, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Izzadin Juma

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

15 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules John Otieno out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

Izzadin Juma says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Peter Maker in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

14 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules John Otieno out for 55 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A move Mpho Manare would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Mpho Manare is living that version at Bidco United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Izzadin Juma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

103% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Michael Wanjala was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Bidco United and Mpho Manare are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Bidco United add cover with Mpho Manare

It is the least glamorous business a club does and the reason seasons do not collapse in February. Mpho Manare is here for the weeks when three men are injured and somebody still has to play.

The dugout

Brian Mboya gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Brian Mboya is on it.

The dugout

John Otieno asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

13 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

62 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

John Otieno: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Peter Maker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

12 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules John Otieno out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bidco United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Maker is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Meshack Karani

64 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

11 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

John Otieno breaks a bone — 78 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 78 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Bidco United promote Kenneth Kibwage from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kenneth Kibwage has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Peter Maker

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidco United

Michael Bodo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Bidco United are still strangers to each other

7 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michael Wanjala is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

10 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

85 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words at Bidco United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Maker is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 147% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Michael Bodo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Denis Simiyu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Denis Simiyu and Bidco United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Bidco United and Peter Maker are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Peter Maker knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Brian Mboya has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bidco United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The shop window has Brian Okeyo in it

Bidco United have let the market know Brian Okeyo can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

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The Bidco United Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

92 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

A hiding for Bidco United

Beaten 0‑3 by Bandari, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bidco United

Peter Maker and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Inquest at Bidco United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

David Rupia faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” David Rupia after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

A row about effort at Bidco United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Simon Munala was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Kevin Ouma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The form table has caught Michael Wanjala

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

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The Bidco United Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

99 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Peter Maker was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christopher Raila

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Simon Munala in the eights

A performance of 8.50 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Late, late show earns Bidco United a point

Minute 89, against APS Bomet, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Match

Bidco United share the spoils with APS Bomet

A 2‑2 draw with APS Bomet leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Michael Wanjala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” David Rupia was not hiding it after 2‑2, and nobody in the Bidco United dressing room was either.

In brief

7 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

107 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

8 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Transfer targets

Kenya Police tell Bidco United: David Simiyu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Peter Maker falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Sofapaka take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

James Mbugua steps up from the Bidco United academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. James Mbugua has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

A falling-out at Bidco United

Michael Bodo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Meshack Karani gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Bidco United are still strangers to each other

7 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

6 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

115 days out for John Otieno after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bidco United will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

7 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 15 in, 0 out at Bidco United

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 15 arrived, 0 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

Donald Ange Paterne will not be coming to Bidco United

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Mathare United is saying, and nobody at Bidco United is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Daniel Kakai falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Michael Bodo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to John Kelwishi

A mark of 7.75, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Match

Bidco United and Posta Rangers take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

John Otieno gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

5 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Bidco United

Beaten 1‑4 by Kakamega Homeboyz, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Daniel Kakai

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Transfer targets

Bidco United rebuffed over Kevin Simiyu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Posta Rangers have kept their man, and Bidco United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Bidco United

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

David Rupia faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” David Rupia after 1‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Michael Bodo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michael Wanjala falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Donald Ange Paterne is in the works

Bidco United have made the call to Mathare United. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

3 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

6 saves: John Otieno was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Transfer targets

An offer of $63.0K for Antony Naibei

Bidco United have gone to APS Bomet with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Peter Maker in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Kenya Police tell Bidco United: David Simiyu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Fidel Origa

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Bidco United were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Match

Bidco United and AFC Leopards take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Bidco United

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Squad

Denis Simiyu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Denis Simiyu commits to Bidco United for another 1 years.

The dugout

David Rupia on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” David Rupia after the 2‑2 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief