Jesper Tielemans

Striker - Volendam
12 Mar 2028
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The Volendam Post

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Sem Westerveld is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Sem Westerveld: 4 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lucas Rosa

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Volendam lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

40 days out for Roshon van Eijma after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Volendam will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Cup progress for Volendam

A 0‑0 win over ADO Den Haag, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

Joel Ideho runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Paul Wanner at 21 — 8.23

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Paul Wanner did not need any: 8.23, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Dirk Baron puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Volendam, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Jesper Tielemans says Volendam went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Volendam

Lucas Rosa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Volendam turn down Willem II for Kayne van Oevelen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Silvinho Esajas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Volendam can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Jesper Tielemans keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Volendam may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Eyes on Yannick Leliendal again

The phone has started ringing about Yannick Leliendal again, and this time the name on the line is Twente. Volendam are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Monza tell Volendam: Valentin Antov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Volendam

Gibson Yah and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Silvinho Esajas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Volendam can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A row about effort at Volendam

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and André Franco was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Stije Resink is in the works

Volendam have made the call to AZ. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

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The Volendam Post

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Volendam

0‑3 against Ajax, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Roshon van Eijma in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Volendam this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Volendam training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bilal Ould-Chikh is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Inquest at Volendam

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Bas De Vrij faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Bas De Vrij after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aurelio Oehlers

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

No place for Silvinho Esajas in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Silvinho Esajas has his answer from Volendam; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Déron Payne

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Déron Payne, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Joel Ideho

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Sparta Rotterdam in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief