Patrick Kudus

Left Forward - Torpedo Miass
4 Dec 2027
Saturday
Process

Marked for Patrick Kudus

69 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Makar Makarov damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Maxim Tarasov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Torpedo Miass have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A row about effort at Torpedo Miass

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mironshoh Shonazarov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Maxim Tarasov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Mironshoh Shonazarov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mironshoh Shonazarov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Al-Zahri has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Torpedo Miass will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
50 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yefim Gordeev

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Torpedo Miass lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Patrick Kudus hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Torpedo Miass can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Torpedo Miass

Alexey Larin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on David Kokoev

Torpedo Miass asked and Tyumen said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vitaly Tsikishev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 104% of the Torpedo Miass income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Maxim Tarasov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Grigory Borisenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Torpedo Miass, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Vitaly Tsikishev has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Torpedo Miass will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

46 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Semyon Cherepanov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Torpedo Miass, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Torpedo Miass

Vladimir Uljanovskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Torpedo Miass training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandr Balakhonov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Al-Zahri's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Torpedo Miass are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

105% of the income goes out in wages at Torpedo Miass

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The formation has left Muhammadayub Omonov behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Torpedo Miass will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

No hiding place for Semyon Cherepanov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Semyon Cherepanov, and the manager let it.

Market

The Grigory Borisenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Grigory Borisenko signs something — a contract at Torpedo Miass or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The terraces

The Grigory Borisenko rumours reach the terraces

What was a back-page link has become a chant, and the chant is not friendly. Torpedo Miass would rather it were settled quietly, and it has stopped being quiet.

In brief

45 Edition

The Torpedo Miass Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Torpedo Miass spell it out for Bogdan Rodin

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Bogdan Rodin has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

The season belongs to Roman Kovalev

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Torpedo Miass have had the benefit of it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yaroslav Tarasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yaroslav Tarasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Torpedo Miass the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alexey Larin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Torpedo Miass this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

7 clean sheets and the golden glove for Roman Kovalev

The one award on the pitch nobody else can win. 7 games in a season in which nobody scored past him, and a career that will be measured against this one.

The dugout

No hiding place for Semyon Stolbov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Semyon Stolbov, and the manager let it.

Squad

Evgeny Ibragimov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Grigory Borisenko exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Grigory Borisenko is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Boardroom

$220.8K taken back off the Torpedo Miass table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief

9 Edition

The WAFA Post

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Baba

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at WAFA

Wasiu Jimoh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for WAFA against Aduana Stars

1‑2 to Aduana Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Emmanuel Kyereh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at WAFA training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jeffrey Wakaso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Samuel Kyereh: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Looking ahead

WAFA take on the side everybody is chasing

Wa All Stars arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

Squad

A first team debut at 18 for Jeffrey Appiah

Off the academy pitches and into a senior shirt, at 18. The parents in the stand will keep the programme, and so will he.

The dugout

Jeffrey Wakaso knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at WAFA, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief