Patrick Inusah

Central Defender - New Edubiase United
17 Mar 2036
Monday
Process

Marked for Patrick Inusah

497 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

4 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

New Edubiase United spell it out for Jonathan Inusah

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jonathan Inusah has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

7 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Adeyemo Bolaji in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United come up short against Heart of Lions

Heart of Lions left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No place for Samuel Amofa on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at New Edubiase United pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Squad

Edmund Ofori gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

New Edubiase United pick somebody else ahead of Patrick Inusah

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United pull $2.2M back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ukashatu Muazu

Successful dribbles: 8. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
487 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

49 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 49, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at New Edubiase United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

New Edubiase United sink to position 16

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Adeyemo Bolaji in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at New Edubiase United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

New Edubiase United cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

A bad afternoon for New Edubiase United against BA All Stars

0‑1 to BA All Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

472 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Patrick Inusah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Inusah, and the manager let it.

In brief

464 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Yeboah

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at New Edubiase United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at New Edubiase United is running low.

Squad

Patrick Inusah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” New Edubiase United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

458 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Yeboah

138 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

New Edubiase United put Jonathan Inusah on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The New Edubiase United board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Abdul Amoah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” New Edubiase United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Patrick Inusah out for 41 days

The medical room confirms 41 days on the sidelines for Patrick Inusah, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

457 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Yeboah

145 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Bernard Agyemang keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” New Edubiase United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Adeyemo Bolaji was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

446 Edition

The New Edubiase United Gazette

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

29 matches without a win for New Edubiase United

The run now stands at 29, and the questions being asked around New Edubiase United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mohammed Galadima

130 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. New Edubiase United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Chastening afternoon for New Edubiase United

A 0‑7 beating by Hasaacas was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Edmund Amoah

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

New Edubiase United are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 7 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Tempers go at New Edubiase United

Gideon Iliya was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about New Edubiase United and Hasaacas in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

No hiding place for Gideon Iliya

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gideon Iliya, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the New Edubiase United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief