Stephen Akpan

Goalkeeper - Kun Khalifat
2 Jul 2045
Sunday
Process

Marked for Stephen Akpan

967 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

6 Feb 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stephen Akpan is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Stephen Akpan: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Kun Khalifat bow out of the cup

Barau go through and Kun Khalifat go home, 0‑0 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Simon Onyekuru

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Dennis Babatunde delivers — 7.62

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Dennis Babatunde scored, was marked 7.62, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

No hiding place for Stephen Ebuehi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stephen Ebuehi, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The kick that got away from Gabriel Ihenacho

Twelve yards, a goalkeeper guessing, and it still did not go in. He will take the next one, and every soul in the ground will hold their breath.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sunday Obafemi

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Kun Khalifat share the spoils with Bayelsa United

A 1‑1 draw with Bayelsa United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Kun Khalifat pick somebody else ahead of Simon Onyekuru

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

Back issues
958 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

5 Dec 2044
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Chukwueze Moffi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kun Khalifat can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Stephen Akpan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stephen Akpan and Kun Khalifat agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

When it matters, Stephen Ebuehi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

941 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

8 Aug 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ifeanyi Okoye

118 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kun Khalifat lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No mercy from Kun Khalifat

Rivers United will want this one forgotten quickly: 5‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Kun Khalifat were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

A day Akinkunmi Olayinka will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ibrahim Okoye at 18 — 8.11

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ibrahim Okoye did not need any: 8.11, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Simon Onyekuru: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Kun Khalifat have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Akinkunmi Olayinka among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Akinkunmi Olayinka on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kun Khalifat and Rivers United.

Player ratings

Akinkunmi Olayinka in the eights

A performance of 9.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

Kun Khalifat supporters have found a favourite in Ibrahim Okoye

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Ibrahim Okoye has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Odion Osayi-Samuel named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Odion Osayi-Samuel is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

925 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

18 Apr 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Simon Collins out for 43 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kun Khalifat will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Stephen Akpan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kun Khalifat may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Chidera Oduya sends Kun Khalifat past Niger Tornadoes

It finished 2‑1, and it was Chidera Oduya’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Kun Khalifat.

Player ratings

Akinkunmi Olayinka was the difference for Kun Khalifat

Marked 7.83. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Words at Kun Khalifat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Shehu Lawal is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Akinkunmi Olayinka has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kun Khalifat will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

915 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

8 Feb 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kun Khalifat bow out of the cup

Warri Wolves go through and Kun Khalifat go home, 1‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Stephen Akpan is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Stephen Akpan: 1 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

4 matches without a win for Kun Khalifat

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Kun Khalifat are no longer polite ones.

Match

The run at home goes on for Kun Khalifat

10 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kun Khalifat against Kano Pillars

0‑1 to Kano Pillars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Nnamdi Awoniyi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nnamdi Awoniyi and Kun Khalifat agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

The kick that got away from Dennis Iheanacho

Twelve yards, a goalkeeper guessing, and it still did not go in. He will take the next one, and every soul in the ground will hold their breath.

Squad

Stephen Nwakali lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

Squad

When it matters, Akinkunmi Olayinka plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

904 Edition

The Kun Khalifat Chronicle

23 Nov 2043
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Nnamdi Awoniyi says Kun Khalifat went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Chukwueze Moffi asks to leave Kun Khalifat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kun Khalifat count the cost of losing Jamilu Awoniyi

73 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief