Oliver Midtgård

Striker - Helsingborg
30 Sep 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Oliver Midtgård

161 Edition

The Helsingborg Sentinel

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sebastian Olsen damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Piotr Johansson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Helsingborg is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Helsingborg — 7.80

1 for Abdihakin Ali, marked 7.80, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Oliver Midtgård out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Oliver Midtgård, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Ísak Andri Sigurgeirsson deal

Helsingborg ran out of time with IFK Norrkoping. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Helsingborg

Max Svensson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 unbeaten for Helsingborg

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Helsingborg did not have in the autumn.

Squad

A row about effort at Helsingborg

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Abdihakin Ali was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Benfica tell Helsingborg: Dilan Neves is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

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Market

Jesper Westermark agrees terms with Halmstad

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Helsingborg people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcus Gudmann

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcus Gudmann will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Helsingborg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Helsingborg

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

No deal for Felix Jakobsson at that price

Helsingborg offered $970.0K; IF Elfsborg said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Erik Flataker turns down Helsingborg

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: AIK keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Helsingborg lose Oliver Midtgård

50 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Tempers go at Helsingborg

Johan Brattberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jakob Voelkerling Persson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The goals have deserted Helsingborg

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Helsingborg can tell you which week it ends in.

In brief

139 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Olav Veum out for 80 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mjondalen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Oliver Midtgård has said yes to Tromso

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Mjondalen have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Oliver Midtgård puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

$55.0K settles it between the clubs for Sebastian Pingel

Stromsgodset have accepted the money. What Mjondalen do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen rebuffed over Mathias Jensen

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Olympique de Marseille have kept their man, and Mjondalen go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Jacob Dicko Eng is in the works

Mjondalen have made the call to IK Start. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Julian Faye Lund is on it.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Storm Karlsson Knutsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Philip Sørlie Bro

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Philip Sørlie Bro, and the manager let it.

In brief

138 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Mjondalen board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

87 days out for Olav Veum after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mjondalen will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Olav Veum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Olav Veum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Mjondalen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Peder Klausen has said yes to Sarpsborg 08

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Mjondalen have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Thomas Hauge is a medical away from Mjondalen

The deal with Sarpsborg 08 is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on José Martínes

Mjondalen asked and Rosenborg said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Philip Sørlie Bro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

John Kitolano gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say John Kitolano is on it.

In brief

137 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Olav Veum out for 96 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mjondalen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Mjondalen

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Mjondalen is running low.

Match

Mjondalen are in real trouble now

Position 16, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Tromso come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Mjondalen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Keerat Singh Mann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mjondalen count the cost of losing Markus Ottesen

21 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexander Gurendal

Mjondalen asked and IK Start said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Olav Veum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

136 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Olav Veum breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Mjondalen put Bjorn Bjorkan on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Mjondalen

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Mjondalen turn down Sandefjord for Olav Veum

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Tobias Flem puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Sivert Sira Hansen is a medical away from Mjondalen

The deal with Molde is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Market

Oliver Midtgård attracts admirers

The name of Oliver Midtgård has come up in conversations Mjondalen were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Peder Klausen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mjondalen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Olav Veum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

135 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Olav Veum breaks a bone — 112 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 112 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Oliver Midtgård puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Tobias Flem keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mjondalen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen agree $490.0K for Alexander Gurendal

The clubs have shaken hands with IK Start; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Odd come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Mjondalen did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Rosenborg tell Mjondalen: Marcus Melchior is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Christian Mork Breivik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen ask about Sebastian Holm Mathisen

A loan enquiry to Sandefjord: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Julian Faye Lund is on it.

In brief

133 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Mjondalen boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Mjondalen are in real trouble now

Position 16, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Only the photograph left for Olav Veum

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Olav Veum will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Mjondalen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Peder Klausen asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Mjondalen count the cost of losing Markus Ottesen

50 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Olav Veum signs for Viking while still at Mjondalen

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Olav Veum has agreed terms with Viking for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sivert Sira Hansen

Mjondalen asked and Molde said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Olav Veum and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

132 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Bjorn Bjorkan has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Mjondalen can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Mjondalen board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Tobias Flem asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Mjondalen rebuffed over Bernardo Lima

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Porto have kept their man, and Mjondalen go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Oliver Henriksen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Noa Williams is in the works

Mjondalen have made the call to Sarpsborg 08. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Callum Olusesi is in the works

Mjondalen have made the call to Tottenham. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

131 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Oliver Midtgård hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Håkon Finstad-Vogt says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Philip Sørlie Bro and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

When it matters, Julian Faye Lund plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Yassine Mohamed falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

130 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Mjondalen has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Keerat Singh Mann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Philip Sørlie Bro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

John Kitolano has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Rasmus Olofsson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Tobias Flem knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Christopher Kjensteberg is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Oliver Midtgård

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Oliver Midtgård’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

129 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Mjondalen boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Mjondalen

Position 16 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

The dugout

Rasmus Olofsson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Olav Veum and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Yassine Mohamed stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yassine Mohamed and Mjondalen agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The Julian Faye Lund question follows Mjondalen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Julian Faye Lund’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

A wage question at Mjondalen

Olav Veum has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

127 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Oliver Midtgård puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Markus Ottesen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Christopher Kjensteberg signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Christopher Kjensteberg commits to Mjondalen for another 4 years.

Market

Talks stall between Mjondalen and Olav Veum

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Christopher Kjensteberg

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Christopher Kjensteberg, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Oliver Henriksen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

126 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Mjondalen board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Keerat Singh Mann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Philip Sørlie Bro: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Olav Veum and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Mats Lillebo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

124 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

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Squad

Oliver Midtgård falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tobias Flem

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tobias Flem, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Philip Sørlie Bro and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A wage question at Mjondalen

Julian Faye Lund has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

Market

Ware Peter Natana placed on the list

Mjondalen have made Ware Peter Natana available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

123 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Mjondalen put Bjorn Bjorkan on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

The dugout

Antonio Camacho says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Mats Lillebo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mats Lillebo and Mjondalen agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Philip Sørlie Bro and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Julian Faye Lund exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Julian Faye Lund is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

The dugout

Roy Warholm gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The John Kitolano question follows Mjondalen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with John Kitolano’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

120 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ware Peter Natana hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Markus Ottesen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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The dugout

No hiding place for Keerat Singh Mann

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Keerat Singh Mann, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yassine Mohamed is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Julian Faye Lund is doing the arithmetic

The table has started to be checked before the results are in, and that is always the tell. Nobody at Mjondalen says the word out loud, and everybody in the building is thinking it.

Boardroom

The Mjondalen production line keeps running

28 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

Squad

Rasmus Olofsson is finding his feet at Mjondalen

The language is coming and there is somebody to talk to in the dressing room. A footballer who feels at home plays like one, and it never shows up in a scouting report.

In brief

119 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

6 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Bjorn Bjorkan has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Mjondalen can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The dugout

Tomé Almeida: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mjondalen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Olav Veum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Mjondalen and Olav Veum are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Håkon Finstad-Vogt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Julian Faye Lund has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Roy Warholm is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Roy Warholm has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Squad

Julian Faye Lund loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Julian Faye Lund. Mjondalen will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

The dugout

Oliver Henriksen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

114 Edition

The Stabaek Post

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Stefan Ajer has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stabaek can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Fillip Jenssen Riise hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stabaek can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Kristian Onsrud is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stabaek is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stabaek

Aleksa Matić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Stabaek training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oskar Spiten-Nysæter is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Oliver Midtgård

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Stabaek find a way past Bodo/Glimt

Bodo/Glimt made Stabaek work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Oskar Spiten-Nysæter is the division's best young player this month

At 21 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Stabaek will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Market

Jon Øya is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Stabaek has been clear about where Jon Øya stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

104 Edition

The Stabaek Post

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Magnus Lankhof Dahlby damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Terms done: Armstrong Oko-Flex is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Viking waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Stabaek is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Oskar Spiten-Nysæter scores twice — 9.35

Two goals and a mark of 9.35 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Sebastian Heredia-Randen says Stabaek went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Rodrigo Machado hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stabaek can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Sebastian Heredia-Randen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stabaek is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Stabaek

Aleksa Matić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Stabaek get the job done against Odd

A 3‑2 win over Odd, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Armstrong Oko-Flex beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

92 Edition

The Stabaek Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Magnus Lankhof Dahlby out for 141 days

141 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stabaek lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Cruel end for Sarpsborg 08 as Stabaek pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Stabaek scored in the 91th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Vintage Kristian Onsrud — 7.98

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.98, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Sebastian Heredia-Randen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stabaek they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Stabaek

Aleksa Matić and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Magnus Lankhof Dahlby the difference as Stabaek beat Sarpsborg 08

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Magnus Lankhof Dahlby. 3‑2 against Sarpsborg 08, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A row about effort at Stabaek

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

One of their own: Brage Tobiassen

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jacob Hanstad at his very best

Marked 8.18. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Stabaek.

In brief

91 Edition

The Stabaek Post

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Marius Lundemo damages knee ligaments — 22 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 22 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Oliver Midtgård: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stabaek have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Both of them Oskar Spiten-Nysæter's — 9.02

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.02, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Andreas Hoven has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stabaek they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Marius Lundemo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stabaek this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stabaek come up short against Haugesund

Haugesund left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Stabaek training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Magnus Lankhof Dahlby is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Armstrong Oko-Flex was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Frederik Carstensen

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

In brief

84 Edition

The Stabaek Post

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Marius Lundemo out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stabaek lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Stabaek put Stefan Ajer on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Oscar Solnørdal asks to leave Stabaek

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Stabaek board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

At 20, Oskar Spiten-Nysæter is already the best thing here

An average of 7.28 in a first team he is several years too young for. Stabaek have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Sebastian Heredia-Randen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stabaek is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Stabaek

Marius Lundemo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lasse Mandal gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Lasse Mandal has just signed for Stabaek, and for once the answer mattered.

The dugout

Kristian Onsrud gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

81 Edition

The Stabaek Post

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marius Lundemo

97 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stabaek lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Stabaek has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stabaek

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Stabaek sink to position 14

24 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Andreas Hoven agrees terms with Haugesund

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Stabaek people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Eirik Lereng hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stabaek can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stabaek

Marius Lundemo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Stabaek

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jacob Hanstad was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Frederik Carstensen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Frederik Carstensen, and the manager let it.

In brief

80 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

78 days out for Olav Veum after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mjondalen will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

Mjondalen put Bjorn Bjorkan on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Oliver Midtgård asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Mjondalen

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Stabaek watching Oliver Midtgård

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Mjondalen have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Olav Veum and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Fabio Andrea Ruggeri

Mjondalen asked and Carrarese said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kweku Kekeli was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

80 Edition

The Stabaek Post

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Marius Lundemo damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Stefan Ajer has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Stabaek can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Stabaek

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Rosenborg come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stabaek did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

At 20, Oskar Spiten-Nysæter is already the best thing here

An average of 7.28 in a first team he is several years too young for. Stabaek have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

The dugout

Bossman Debra: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stabaek have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Stabaek to lose Lucas Myklebust for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Lucas Myklebust has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Stabaek

Marius Lundemo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Igor Gosik arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Igor Gosik has, at Stabaek, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

In brief

78 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Mjondalen has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Kweku Kekeli hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mjondalen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Christian Mork Breivik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Mathias Bringaker has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Mats Lillebo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Mats Lillebo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The John Kitolano question follows Mjondalen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with John Kitolano’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Mjondalen put Jonas Bruusgaard up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Jonas Bruusgaard may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Jesper Solberg: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Mjondalen will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

77 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Mjondalen boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 16

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Freddie Fletcher asks to leave Mjondalen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Yassine Mohamed signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yassine Mohamed and Mjondalen agree another 4 years.

The dugout

John Kitolano has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Sander Marthinussen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Mjondalen put Oliver Midtgård up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Oliver Midtgård may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

73 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Mjondalen boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Mjondalen

Position 16 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Oliver Midtgård puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Olav Veum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

John Kitolano has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

72 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Thomas Sorloth out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Mjondalen lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

Olav Veum and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oliver Midtgård was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Freddie Fletcher's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Mjondalen are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

When it matters, Julian Faye Lund plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

70 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Mjondalen spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Thomas Sorloth damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Jonas Bruusgaard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Philip Sørlie Bro says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Oliver Midtgård falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Mathias Bringaker has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Mjondalen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

69 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Mjondalen boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Mjondalen

Position 16 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

16 days out for Bjorn Strandberg after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Mjondalen will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Kweku Kekeli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Mjondalen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oliver Midtgård is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Peder Klausen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Peder Klausen, and the manager let it.

In brief